We love Jesse Lingard, but even Trent Alexander-Arnold finds his antics a bit tiresome.
Wolves have gone mental. So have Arsenal a bit. But Liverpool have spent the most, folks.
Man United are obviously going to sign Kylian Mbappe. Everton want two England midfielders.
Have Manchester United signed Wesley Sneijder yet? Has Riquelme joined Everton at least?
"He's maybe got more strings to his bow than even Ballack had." Roy should know...
Needs someone to miss a penalty? Nigeria fans might have just come up with the answer.
An undroppable player for every Premier League club - and those we thought were untouchable a year ago...
Fernandinho has been sticking up for his Manchester City team-mate Raheem Sterling.
This is supposed to be the summer when they right the wrongs of the previous season; instead there is exacerbation.
"He wants to play and wants to win the Ballon d'Or, and I think he is capable of doing it," says his agent.
Ruben Loftus-Cheek is playing at a World Cup. So does he want to be on a bench next season? God no.
Dele Alli and Raheem Sterling are in varying degrees of England trouble. Time for Ruben.
Gianfranca Zola "was afraid" that someone was going to ask him about the Chelsea speculation.
Shame on you, Newcastle. But only two PL clubs have broken their transfer record so far this summer...
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