Which players should be spooning a hole in the dressing room wall, covering it with a poster?
Toon make bid for Shelvey, Chelsea to sign Alex Teixeira or Bacca, another Bale update...
"If you see two or three players coming in I think that's one of the objectives of the club," he says.
Lots of conclusions on Van Gaal, Hector Bellerin, Kelechi Iheanacho, young Chelsea players and more
Teenage midfielder Ruben Loftus-Cheek scored his first senior goal Chelsea beat Scunthorpe 2-0.
Lukaku to choose Real or PSG over Man United, Ramsey to Barca, Xhaka and Rabiot to Arsenal for £52m
Chelsea striker Radamel Falcao looks set to stay at Stamford Bridge after Monaco ruled out taking him back early.
"If there is an offer that will satisfy both player and the club I will fully support his move," says boss.
"It's a pity that our photographer had a day off or he could have shot beautiful pictures," says Guus.
Chelsea won the Premier League with the highest-paid players in the division. No surprises there.
Can you have a 'furious training-ground ruck' that has no punches? Plus, The Sun on 'sick trolls'.
"He's one of my best friends and never fight," says Oscar after a bit of handbags with Diego.
Pedro loan, Eden Hazard to Man United for £65m, Harry Kane to Real Madrid, the Ox to Chelsea. Christ.
After the Mourinho ride, Chelsea should be happy to settle down with the pipe and slippers of Hiddink
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