
Short but sweet: An England XI with 445 combined career minutes
Danny Ings will hope to improve on his 31 England minutes but this sorry lot will never get the chance.
Danny Ings will hope to improve on his 31 England minutes but this sorry lot will never get the chance.
Danny Ings has got 20 Premier League goals, but how does he rank among other club talismans?
Michail Antonio might be on a future version on this list. Which players have rescued doomed clubs late on?
Roberto Firmino is rubbish, apparently. This lot know the value of a striker who lets others do the scoring.
The Y-Team will score a few and have plenty of goal of the month nominations. But that defence…
Best of luck getting past the centre-halves and keeping out the strikers in the T-Team. Djimi Traore misses out.
Mourinho knew Chelsea would be champions with Fabregas and Costa. Title jigsaws often need two more pieces.
“The press conference, they came after they’d been to United, so I had an opportunity to reply to Fergie.”
Sven-Goran Eriksson “regrets” not taking the Manchester United and Chelsea jobs. He came close at Blackburn.
Firmino, Fowler and Ferdinand is some kind of special front three. Fabregas will love this…
Eric Cantona is joined up front by Les Ferdinand in an XI that tells the story of 1995/96.
There are some class acts in the E-Team but there are a few fillers too. Who remembers Brett Emerton?
Jadon Sancho might become No. 17. Man United will hope he is more Keane than Di Maria.
Alan Shearer and Tim Sherwood are in from the champions, but also Robbie Fowler…
Will Newcastle splash it all on Fernando Torres or Borja Baston? Or stay low-key with Joey Barton on a free?
It was the season of Roy Keane and Eric Cantona but also Andy Cole and Paul Bodin…
Man Utd predictably feature rather heavily, but Norwich and Sheffield Wednesday have representation, too.
Happy 51st, Lucas Radebe. Now here are five players even worse at scoring Premier League goals than you.
They were the trailblazers at a time when they were a rarity. And there are some greats…
Roy Keane is the only man to appear twice when looking at the Premier League’s highest-paid players.
The Prem has played host to some titanic clashes over the years. Some players couldn’t stand each other.
For obvious reasons, the Premier League title-clinchers is a pretty attacking line-up…
There’s Norway you’re beating this latest Premier League XI. Talk about a dearth of attacking options…
We are talking records that will NEVER be broken, not probably won’t be. Man Utd obviously make an appearance.
Liverpool can lay claim to two of the best free transfers in Premier League history. But not 1).
Liverpool are obviously in CRISIS. But there is also a Manchester derby, a 2-1 Jose Mourinho defeat and…
Man City have a lovely opportunity against Real Madrid. Lingard, Gerrard and Lampard also need big performances.
Premier League sides Aston Villa and Brighton crashed out to lower league opposition on Saturday.
Tim Sherwood and John Carver narrowly missed the cut for our top ten Premier League managers of the decade.
Holders Man City are at home to Port Vale and Man United will travel to fellow Premier League side Wolves.
Pellegrini, Hasenhuttl and Emery can rest easy. We’re not in sacking season yet.
Leeds top? Everything has changed. Mind you, Man United in mid-table and Newcastle 19th sounds about right.
We’re into must-win territory for Marco Silva and Pep Guardiola. For Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, it’s must not get tw*tted time.