Cheeky brings us a Brendan-shaped Bilton banker, while Liverpool and Man City are dropping points.
Man United v Spurs could be a a nervy, low-scoring affair. Thankfully, Saturday could bring goals.
Two Carabao goals for Said Benrahma to give his Premier League suitors another nudge.
United are simultaneously 'increasingly confident' of signing Sancho and rushing to hijack a Juve move.
Three clubs have made their best Premier League starts ever this season. That's pretty fun.
The handball farce is the fault of the Premier League, not IFAB. How did we get here?
Tottenham's long-awaited wait to sign a new forward may end with this surprising signing...
Rhian Brewster heading for Palace now, apparently, with Sheffield United looking elsewhere.
James Rodriguez is showing Everton why their money was better spent on him than Troy Deeney...
Roy Hodgson is absolutely furious over changes to the laws which cost Palace against Everton...
Everton boss Ancelotti has praised his side after they continued their winning start to the season.
Everton beat Crystal Palace thanks to goals from Calvert-Lewin and Richarlison away from home.
Hodgson has been full of praise for Crystal Palace's new young star...
Cheeky Punt loves the looks of Dominic Calvert-Lewin and Pedro Neto, but Kai Havertz has his eye.
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