Five summer signings you might’ve forgotten about…
Prompted by the realisation that Patrick Cutrone plays for Wolves now, here are four more forgotten signings…
Premier League • England
Prompted by the realisation that Patrick Cutrone plays for Wolves now, here are four more forgotten signings…
Peter Goldstein? With a statistical rundown of every Premier League side? Hook it into our veins.
Steve Walsh thinks Man Utd would have been better off signing Kieran Trippier than Aaron Wan-Bissaka.
The flops, the successes and some we still haven’t got a clue about…
Pellegrini, Hasenhuttl and Emery can rest easy. We’re not in sacking season yet.
Man United reckon Wilfried Zaha is ‘older and wiser’ – and less managed by David Moyes – than all those years ago.
The youngest ever Chelsea Premier League lineup sent the Blues into second place.
Jamie Vardy has scored seven in seven against Arsenal – but he’s Liverpool’s biggest nemesis…
Including a full-back with better numbers than AWB and Robertson, sort of…
All hail the Premier League player who has started nine games and been subbed off in every single one.
Nicklas Bendtner has revealed that he once called Arsene Wenger an ‘a**hole’ and ‘w***er’ in an angry telephone call.
Goals from Caglar Soyuncu and Jamie Vardy gave Leicester City victory over Crystal Palace.
As Leicester prepare to face Crystal Palace, Brendan Rodgers sees two sides defying the food chain.
There are as many Man Utd players as Liverpool in this team, which features an absolutely dream midfield…
Third versus sixth, Mesut Ozil’s chance, Mauricio Pochettino’s marriage, Man Utd’s need for consistency and…
Leeds top? Everything has changed. Mind you, Man United in mid-table and Newcastle 19th sounds about right.
Also in your afternoon Mailbox: Harry Winks, VAR and other demons, Fred still bedding in and the ‘other 18’…
Arsenal should have signed Gary Cahill and appointed him captain, according to one pundit.
What did no-one see coming this season? Chelsea being so damn good, for one. Watford not, for two.
Gary Cahill believes Crystal Palace could have left Arsenal with three points were it not for a “rugby tackle”.
Ageism is one of the last bigotries that can be indulged in today without fear of opprobrium. Football is complicit.
Crystal Palace came from two goals down to secure a point at the Emirates in a contest shrouded in VAR controversy.
Don’t worry, Man United fans. This is normal. It just means your next Wan-Bissaka payment will go straight to the bank.
Games without international players? Matches nine days before and eight after the World Cup? Oh my.
Inspired by James Milner, we pick a free transfer signing for every current PL club.
Did Mario Mandzukic really want £300,000 to join Man United? He certainly doesn’t now. Plus a Spurs move.
Arsenal might chuck another £50m at their defence, while Spurs are mulling over a move for a Juventus new boy…
Not Phil Foden but we have 20 other Under-21s who could do with a spell away…
It was all pretty routine for Pep Guardiola’s side in South London…
Plus, Pep admits he has been impressed by the strides Crystal Palace have made under Roy Hodgson.
Manchester United have a gentle run. Liverpool and Manchester City’s is about the same. Palace are buggered.
This Premier League season is but eight games old yet we are still partying like it’s 1967/68.
Tyrone Mings is the big England climber while we wish Harry Winks were higher…
“I mimicked the Basil Fawlty salute as a mere jocular acknowledgement of the crowd’s banter.”
Whoever can guess the player with the most trophies in the current Manchester United squad gets a gold star.