Sod your grades, let's actually talk about who f***ed it and who f***ing nailed it. Like Palace and Man United.
Every single transfer of the 2019 January window is right here in one lovely little place. Drink it all in.
Everton midfielder Beni Baningime has joined Wigan on loan until the end of the season.
We will get through this together. Just use our trusty January transfer deadline day drinking guide.
For every Kim Kallstrom there could be a Dele Alli. Or a Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang. It's a mixed bag.
We are lovely enough to go through what every club wants, needs and will get on deadline day.
A transfer deadline day that threatened to fizzle out burst back into life in the final hours. Relive it all here.
Everton boss Marco Silva has not given up on Paris St Germain target Idrissa Gueye staying at Goodison Park.
Everton have reportedly denied that Idrissa Gueye handed in a transfer request after PSG made a bid.
Solskjaer is on the brink of history. Spurs need to boost their ego. And Nantes bid la ultima ciao to Emiliano Sala.
There have been some quite hilarious January transfer window deals over down the years. Hilariously bad.
There is praise for Solskjaer, Gracia, Guardiola and Wimbledon. Not so much for West Ham, Millwall, Silva and Coleman.
Millwall have pledged to ban for life any fans found guilty of racist chanting during Saturday's win over Everton.
Marco Silva put out a full-strength Everton side and still lost to Championship strugglers Millwall. Bloody VAR.
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