Michael Carrick damned by Man Utd’s inexcusable failure to be ready for Leeds
The game was ‘gone’ for Man Utd before Lisandro Martinez brushed Dominic Calvert-Lewin’s hair, which reflects terribly on Michael Carrick…
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Manchester United hit by ‘massive defensive crisis’ as Carragher ‘snubs’ Keane ‘live on air’
One defeat has plunged Man Utd back into ‘crisis’ with one player ignored, fan(s) ‘left fuming’ and Roy Keane ‘snubbed’ by Jamie Carragher.
The damning stat that exposes Man Utd’s worst mistake of the INEOS era
One of Manchester United’s worst-ever signings? The stats bear it out as Manuel Ugarte is damned by the numbers.
Chief Arsenal bottlejob punished in ranking of 20 biggest summer signings
Bottling season at Arsenal has seen our previous leader move below two Manchester United stars in this ranking of the most-expensive summer signings.
Big Midweek: Real v Bayern, Arsenal, Arne Slot, Rashford, Forest
Bayern Munich versus Real Madrid should be a humdinger, while Arsenal attempt to regain some composure and Liverpool set about laying a glove on PSG…
Man Utd talks with Carrick replacement expedited after defeat to brilliant Leeds
Man Utd can’t sleep on talks with a Michael Carrick replacement after watching him do nothing as his side were torn apart by Leeds at Old Trafford.
Five tables to highlight soft-touch Newcastle’s slump under Howe
Eddie Howe is coming under increased pressure at Newcastle and these five tables paint a dire picture for the Toon boss…
Premier League winners and losers: Manchester City, Arsenal, West Ham, De Zerbi, Thiago, Rosenior
Liam Rosenior is destined for the sack after his Jurgen Klopp comments, while Mikel Arteta and Arsenal are creating their own problems.
Scott Parker’s incredible AI-based headloss deserves much more attention
Scott Parker should share his views about offsides with Arsene Wenger, but perhaps not lead with the AI, robot and computer technology stuff.
Premier League sack race: Eddie Howe joins Arne Slot in danger as managergeddon continues
It’s April, but Arne Slot is one of five managers who still appear to be in significant danger of getting the sack this season.
16 Conclusions from Chelsea 0-3 Man City: Guehi, Cherki, and the looming banterpocalypse
That Etihad showdown next weekend looks bigger than ever after Man City brushed Chelsea aside at Stamford Bridge.
Chelsea and Rosenior expertly avoid corruption charges vs Man City to deny Arsenal title
Chelsea very nearly went too far with that Caicedo bit but it looks as though they weren’t quite terrible enough to raise suspicion as they threw the game vs Man ...
Spurs doomed to relegation not by absence of new-manager bounce but fact this was it
Spurs did get a new-manager bounce against Sunderland, but lost anyway. This is as good as they can be, and it’s nowhere near enough.
Nottingham Forest uncover two-player axis to avoid relegation in Aston Villa draw
A decent point became a very good one for Nottingham Forest thanks to Tottenham in a draw with Villa which also offered hope of a key relationship to avoid the ...
Eddie Howe sack coming as Newcastle boss damns £120m pair as ‘stick to beat me with’
Did Eddie Howe have seven games to save his job? Defeat to Crystal Palace suggests the last six might make little difference to the board’s decision.
Man Utd and Carrick cannot fail after longest mid-season break for 111 years
Man Utd must seize their competitive advantage from an unprecedented spring break for Michael Carrick to confirm his credentials for the permanent manager’s job.
Ngumoha offers Arne Slot and Liverpool best hope of punishing PSG
PSG should have killed off Liverpool and buried the corpse, but Rio Ngumoha offers Arne Slot his best chance of reviving the Reds…
Igor Thiago next? Five previous unlikely winners of the Premier League Golden Boot
Igor Thiago is challenging Erling Haaland for the Premier League Golden Boot despite this being his first full season for a ravaged Brentford.
How many players have scored 20 goals in a Premier League season?
Michael Owen never did it but Andy Johnson and James Beattie did. Igor Thiago has taken Brentford just outside the elite now.
Arsenal enter crisis mode as Arteta failings exposed again on ‘big day’ for Bottlepocalypse
Arsenal are continuing to spiral and Mikel Arteta seems entirely incapable of arresting the negative, trophy-bottling momentum.
How we can reclaim football from the corporations and oligarchs who have stolen it
For those disenfranchised by clubs being loaded with debt, hiked ticket prices and gambling ads, the revolution has been laid out already.
Two Arne Slot mistakes feature in worst sales of the season as Liverpool, Chelsea slammed
Liverpool and Chelsea feature in our worst Premier League sales of 2025/26, including two costly Arne Slot mistakes.
Max Dowman for England? £100m Arsenal duo offer reality check over latest prodigy
Why are Paul Scholes an co. pushing for England to take Max Dowman to the World Cup? Give the lad a chance to avoid his Arsenal team-mates’ fate…
The life cycle of a football kit – cutting room, dressing room, auctions, swaps and clearance rails
The football kit manufacturing business is designed for turnover, not longevity, and that poses a sustainability problem yet to be tackled.
The final Premier League table to push every manager to the exit
How could every Premier League manager either get sacked, walk away or get poached at the end of the season? Here’s the final table we need.
The Famous F365 Friday Quiz: Ballon d’Or, Ballon d’Or, Ballon d’Or!
This week’s Famous F365 Friday Quiz is themed around the icons who won the Ballon d’Or… and a few who didn’t.
Carrick cannot avoid Manchester United sack after worst possible ‘feel-good factor’ assessment
Michael Carrick has been consigned to the Manchester United sack by a harbinger of mood-evaluating doom who thinks rondos are woke.
Ranking the eight Championship promotion contenders we most want to see in the Premier League
It’s the business end of the Championship season and there’s a few teams we would love to see back in the top flight.
Big Weekend: Chelsea v Man City, Arsenal, Isak, De Zerbi and Spurs
It’s big – so big – in the Premier League title race and relegation battles, and huge at the foot of the Football League too…
The five most important people in the relegation battle as the Premier League returns
Premier League football – and Roberto De Zerbi – is back and the relegation scrap is looking as competitive as it has been for years.
Man Utd must tell Barca to pay up or p*ss off over Rashford
Barca will push their luck over Marcus Rashford but Man Utd must stand firm and enforce the terms of the original deal because £26million is already a steal…
Liverpool screwed again as Champions League contenders’ run-ins ranked
With five Champions League spots on offer, some unusual names would fancy their chances in the final stages of the season.
Slot sack unavoidable as six damaging quotes on tactics, ‘attacking football’, Salah and Barnsley resurface
Arne Slot should be sacked for bottling it against PSG, trying an ‘almost impossible’ tactical change and turning Liverpool into Barnsley.