Manchester United and Chelsea stink the place out in the latest Premier League mood rankings
Big clubs having a horrible time is always funny for everyone else and, most importantly, big news for our Premier League mood rankings.
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What’s the endgame for sorry-not-sorry Jadon Sancho in Manchester United stand-off?
Jadon Sancho chose violence and he’s not sorry – the Manchester United winger needs to be ready for the consequences if his next move isn’t a swift and public apology ...
Big Weekend: Everton v Arsenal, Man Utd, Lucas Paqueta, Eddie Howe, Milan derby
Will Arsenal avoid another Dyche-ing? How will Eddie Howe spark a reaction from Newcastle? Who will win the battle of the apprentice hit-men – Rasmus Hojlund or Evan Ferguson?
Chelsea first, Liverpool second – ranking £650m worth of signings by how excited we are for debuts
Fifty Premier League summer signings are yet to make their debut, including the last piece of the Liverpool midfield jigsaw and some Chelsea talents.
Southampton-Leicester combined XI: Foxes dominate as Iheanacho, Man City loan pair make the cut
Before Southampton and Leicester City clash at St Mary’s on Friday night, I’ve selected a combined XI of stars from the two Championship promotion rivals…
Norwich 24), Leicester 19), Leeds 2) – Champ sides ranked by their market vs purchase value profit/loss
Over €50m separates 24th and 1st as we rank every Championship club based on the profit/loss of their market vs purchase squad value.
Premier League Predictions Week 5: Robbie Savage takes on F365 as domestic football returns
The international break is over, which means the Premier League is back. We couldn’t be happier if we tried. Let’s do this…
Top ten international breaks by Premier League benchwarmers as Man Utd man sends message
We have ranked the top ten Premier League players struggling to break into their club’s starting XI by how well they performed in the international break
Arsenal had two starboys but Smith Rowe has been left in the shadows – where has it gone wrong?
Two years ago, Emile Smith Rowe was flying for Arsenal and scoring for England. Now, he can not get off the bench under Mikel Arteta. What has happened?
PL winner, two Man Utd summer ‘targets’ in XI of free agents ready-made for Championship clubs
The summer transfer window has closed but Championship clubs could be tempted back into the market, with this XI featuring free agents primed to be snapped up…
The famous F365 Euro 2024 England ladder: Big names consolidate as Foden and Guehi climb
It’s evolution rather than revolution in the latest England ladder update, but Phil Foden nudges his way up into the first 11 names.
England offer glimpse into alternate reality without ‘Southgate Three’ but fans shouldn’t get carried away…
Gareth Southgate offered up an alternate reality against Scotland on Tuesday night but England fans would be wise to not get their hopes up…
Liverpool youngster is the next Grealish *and* next Sterling, while Man Utd have a new Rooney and Ronaldo
It’s a great day for dubbing at the Daily Express as Liverpool find a New Sterling, while there’s breaking news about Saddam Hussein’s gold toilet.
Manchester United, Spurs, Liverpool stars among five looking for Turkey transfer this week
Transfer windows remain open in other countries, but Turkey looks the most appealing option to Sancho, Thiago and other big names looking for a way out.
Scotland 1-3 England: Rating Robertson and co. as Clarke’s side fail to impress vs the Auld Enemy
Robertson had an absolute stinker for one of the goals and Clarke will be disappointed with the overall performance, with no player shining on the night.
Rating the players as a Bellingham-inspired England ease to a 3-1 win over Scotland
That was much better from England, swatting a Scotland team full of confidence aside with Jude Bellingham, Phil Foden and Marcus Rashford to the fore.
Ten desperate Man Utd signings including hasty loans, a returning retiree and Cantona’s mate
They might have pooh-poohed the idea of signing Anwar El Ghazi but it sounds like just the kind of deal Man Utd would do. They have plenty of form for ...
Can Klopp manage Liverpool and Germany? Five other iconic managers who bossed club and country
Some of the greatest managers of all-time have split their time between club and country, including Sir Alex Ferguson and Rinus Michels. Might Jurgen Klopp be tempted?
Scotland play England in middle of tantalising Total Football era after surreal history
This is a curiously brilliant Scotland sides somewhat at odds with a surreal history of the sport north of the border.
Aston Villa dominate the most valuable Premier League XI outside Big Six (plus Newcastle)
After some phenomenal summer business, Aston Villa dominate this Premier League XI found outside the monied elite.
Five excellent players England and Southgate won’t be able to tempt into international action
Evan Ferguson neither wants nor is able to play for England, while Michael Olise and a Liverpool loanee have sworn their youth allegiance elsewhere.
Sterling, Bellingham among five England stars perhaps p*ssed off with Gareth Southgate
Gareth Southgate is grinding gears with his selection of squads, teams and tactics. Here are five big names with reason to feel aggrieved by the England boss…
England’s expats: Real top ranking of foreign clubs for Three Lions representation
Al-Ettifaq became the 22nd foreign club to supply England. But no side away from these shores has done more for the Three Lions than Real Madrid…
England epitomise international break in timely Ukraine draw amid Southgate, Guardiola talk
England have made a depressing week even worse by epitomising the international break with a dull performance against an average Ukraine side.
Ukraine 1-1 England: Rating the players as Three Lions go through the motions
Gareth Southgate perhaps hoped for an authoritative performance from Jordan Henderson – football’s hypocrite of the week did not oblige. But no one really shone…
The evolution of Lewis Dunk: Get yourself a defender who can do it all, Gareth…
Lewis Dunk is back in the England squad, better than ever, and better than almost every other centre-back in Europe, according to his boss. Johnny Nic concurs…