The alternative title is 'Get off the f**king pitch’. It's an extract from a book about Everton in the 1990s and it's great.
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"And you can print that," said Sir Alex Ferguson to The Guardian's Michael Walker. We look at the context for that famous quote.
Apart from wins over teams who Man United lost to last season, what specifically has Jose Mourinho changed? Come see...
Best player (Koscielny), performance (Hull) and goal (Stuani), but also a few less obvious categories too.
Yaya Toure, Matteo Darmian and Loic Remy among the poor souls.
Cumulative transfer fees, but with a difference. Only players who have never played outside the UK are allowed.
This extract from Steve Tongue's new book describes how the north London rivalry first got hateful. Enjoy
"Which one's Simon Bird? You're a c*nt," said Joe Kinnear, and we all knew we'd remember it for ever more
Degsy has some harsh words for the Facebook generation, but not for Eden Hazard. He's back in the money and dancing
It's time to see what we learned from the ten other sides in their opening game (again, nothing).
Zaltan Ibrahimovic scored, but his was not the best debut of the Premier League opening weekend
What did we learn from the opening weekend of the Premier League? Well, probably nothing. But...
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