What a game. On Wenger, Klopp, Mane, Walcott, Klavan, Arsenal, Liverpool and...
We'll have a flutter on some season bets, so why not let Daniel Storey offer some help. Warning: He's an idiot.
It's that time of year again. As ever, form a queue to tell us why we're morons...
Sven Goran Eriksson, champagne, swimming pool, two beautiful women. A man continuously celebrating 'life'...
The new season might almost be here, but a heck of a lot of players have knee injuries
Who is going to win the Premier League Golden Boot. We take you through the runners and riders.
Every pre-season result for each Premier League side, as well as every team's standout player, is within.
The worst attack doesn't always go down, but the worst defence always does. So says Opta Joe...
The most expensive XI in history welcomes two new arrivals on this fine August day.
Top are Mexico....based entirely on the number of goals they scored in that first game.
Sol Campbell, Gianluca Vialli, Ruud Gullit, Jay-Jay Okocha. Lots of players to make you purr for free.
A warning to Manchester United fans: Some transfer sagas have no happy ending.
Some pictures! A helicopter! Kickboxing! A really bad Photoshop! All your Pogba updates are here.
Plus Eden Hazard, Kevin Mirallas and Danny Ings and more besides. Who is looking forward to a fresh start?
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