Johnny asked for your nominations for worst pundit and you delivered. Sorry, fella, it's not us, it's them.
The voice of a generation for younger football fans, Martin Tyler is just really bloody good at his job...
Terry Butcher is a PFM icon, and hates undershorts, headphones and people with big hair.
Is that Howard Webb in the Tactics Truck? Johnny is not quite sure. And can a ref ever be a PFM?
Dan Walker doesn't work Sundays and hates dinosaurs, but is a thoroughly excellent presenter. Not much not to like...
Could it really be anyone else this week? The face of TDD even owns a colour. Fancy.
Is he Sky’s go-to man for punditry on matches that hardly anyone is watching? He looks well hard.
He spent his playing career in his brother's shadow, but Phil is his own pundit.
Johnny glances up at his TV and 52” of High Definition Iain Dowie looks back at him with wild, dancing eyes.
Assured, safe, but effective, David Jones has got Footy on TV's biggest gig: Monday Night Football.
It's the most positive TV profile yet. Everybody thinks she's bloody ace apart from the idiots...
Close your eyes and see if you can remember what he looks like. Nope? Us neither.
Dude’s got this gig down, even though no-one really remembers having heard him as soon as he shuts up.
Make a cup of tea and read about Deano, Merse, Lawro, Chappers, Wrighty and...
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