Stuff a winter break. Clubs should play on Christmas Day and Boxing Day. It's what the fans want and deserve.
Yes, Johnny has gone meta. And frankly we can't work out whether it's awful or wonderful...
Nev underwhelmed, yet his point was fair. But is it already too late to reverse the vacuous, dishonest press?
It's another one of Sky’s "oh...is that what he’s called" presenters that we all know, but we don't know we know.
He looks like a schoolboy and the old Scottish guard aren't happy. Johnny is amused in Chillyjockoland.
He is anonymous to many, but a voice we all know. Johnny profiles BT Sport's Ian Darke.
Managers are implored to "play their best XI", but that makes as much sense as thinking there is a best olive oil.
"His accent isn't helping him." Sorry, what? Why are we snobbish about Americans?
Wayne Rooney's 'good' was called 'great' and now his 'bad' is 'awful'. Johnny Nich is sick of the extremes.
Is telling Sir Alex Ferguson off for saying "b*llocks" on live TV enough for PFM membership?
We need less intolerant dumb alpha male noise and more intelligent empathy in football and in life...
Johnny is an Englishman in Edinburgh and even he's not excited; both teams are mediocre...
This bullying to show the emblem rather than empathy has to stop; it's what Johnny's dad fought against.
And no, Match of the Day doesn't figure. You're all too hipster for that. It's all James Richardson and cleverness.
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