"Some players are not ready physically to compete at this level." Is Arsene Wenger serious?
We all get tangled up in football's noise, but we have to let go of the hate. This can be a power for good
It's football with less money, more variety, more kicking, less predictability and sometimes more fun. Johnny loves it.
1.3 billion people live on less than $1.25 per day…meanwhile in the Premier League.
We suspect Johnny isn't a fan of Sam Allardyce. But he'll be happy to look stupid for the sake of winning.
Perhaps the way ahead is to have a manager who can only play one way as English footballers are too stupid.
The one explanation for England’s failure never, ever offered is this: there is no reason.
Nothing is more English than being scared of your fellow English, whilst saying how much you love England.
And does it have to be an English pig? Does it ever actually matter? Just keep Roy...
Hooliganism is a strange sub-culture, a minority spoiling it for the majority...
For a month, football is not about wages or turnover but about actual pure sport. Johnny is excited....
Steve Bruce is obviously not Man United manager material, but he deserves much more credit.
We've tried mimicking every other country, but Johnny thinks England should embrace English traits.
It's gong time. But we can't help thinking Graeme Souness gets awards because Johnny is scared...
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