Our Johnny is not a stats man; he suspects you only care if you have lost faith and hope in actual football.
Fleet-footed, slippery will-o-the-wisp wingers, like Johnny once was, have effectively been outlawed.
Do fans have a 'duty' to make a noise? Surely paying extortionate ticket prices is proof enough of our fandom?
John Nicholson finds it appalling that it is even called cricket. They wear purple, for God's sake.
VAR is a knife about to cut a deep, life-threatening wound into the PL. It's a question of philosophy.
It’s not called the cockpit for nothing, it would seem. Johnny turns to Formula 1 in his sports odyssey...
John Nicholson is confused. Why the hell is transfer gossip so popular? The editor is just glad it is...
Tennis needs to be rebooted so it is advertised and sold as an inclusive working class sport.
Why is football like a school playground? Why is the 'banter' defence ever acceptable?
Football fandom is about negativity and aggression. Rugby is positivism and respect. Why the difference?
It's fair to say that Johnny is no fan of VAR. He likes football's perfect imperfections...
Johnny surveys the wreckage of 2017 and judges the best and worst of the year...
Don't talk to Johnny about winter breaks; football is the only thing keeping him going.
Man City have not 'bought the Premier League title'. Money has helped, but so has elite coaching and brilliance.
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