Liverpool’s Treble is just as distinguished as Man Utd’s in 1999 and City’s now…
The Mailbox insists that Liverpool’s Treble in 1984 merits the same status as United’s and City’s. Also: a postcard from Istanbul as UEFA f*** over fans again…
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Middle East investment paving way for Super League with Liverpool and Man Utd signed up
Where does all this Middle East investment end? With a galactically-funded Super League obviously. Plus, Man City deserve credit.
Lukaku’s decline, sportswashing in all its glory, and Man City fans slurp salty tears of their rivals…
Man City fans relish the bitterness of their critics in a post-Treble Mailbox. Also: evidence that sportswashing works; and has there been a fall from grace more rapid than Romelu ...
Fergie still sh*ts on Pep as Man City ‘sold their soul’ to win an ‘artificial’ Treble
The Mailbox features a hell of a lot of people explaining why Man City’s Treble doesn’t really count, along with bits on Haaland’s anonymity, Rio Ferdinand’s ‘punditry’ and why Fergie ...
Liverpool a paragon of respect? Philippe Coutinho and a few more want a word….
The Mailbox debunks the notion that Liverpool always do right by players who want to move on. Also: insulting De Bruyne; and a red who wants City to win the ...
‘Decent, respectful’ Liverpool show Spurs how they should treat Harry Kane…
The Mailbox urges Tottenham to take a leaf out of Liverpool’s book and let Harry Kane leave. Also: more on West Ham’s triumph; City’s Treble; and the threat from Saudi…
Who had the better season? West Ham, Manchester United or Arsenal?
West Ham have won a European trophy and that really is marvellous. Manchester United won the Mickey Mouse Cup. Arsenal? They won nothing.
West Ham and Beckham doing East End proud after Europa and Messi triumphs…
The Mailbox revels in West Ham’s Europa Conference League triumph while crediting UEFA for splendid idea. David Beckham is also lauded for landing Lionel Messi…
Does Harry Kane want to be the new Zlatan or Matt Le Tissier?
Does Harry Kane want to be a club hero or a man with trophies and a legacy around the world? Plus, mails on Man City, Ange and Kai Havertz.
Postecoglou given six months at Spurs as Man City create ‘meh’ moments
The appointment of Ange Postecoglou has been called Spursy in the extreme as people continue to mail in about something they definitely don’t care about.
Welcome to Tottenham, Ange Postecoglou. And good f***ing luck, because you’ll need it…
The Mailbox welcomes the appointment of Ange Postecoglu at Spurs, even if he’s fighting an uphill battle with a club who wasted their big chance against state-owned, mega-rich rivals…
Harry Kane can’t miss Real chance. And why Spurs fans should be buzzing with Postecoglou…
The Mailbox urges Harry Kane to seize his opportunity to join Real Madrid, while a Rangers fan highlights why Ange Postecoglu is the real deal for Tottenham…
How signing Karim Benzema now could help Man Utd get Harry Kane for free…
The Mailbox urges Man Utd to offer Karim Benzema a pre-Saudi pit-stop while allowing Harry Kane to run down his Spurs deal. Also: Spurs; kits; and ALDERWEIRRRRREEEEEEEELLLLDDD!
The Mailbox names four ‘spineless’ Man Utd players as Eriksen flops against City in the FA Cup final
The Mailbox has accused a number of Man Utd players of being ‘spineless’ as expectations of the Red Devils reach an all-time low…
‘Oblivious’ Levy recruits managers like Tinder, Man City are ‘bottlers’ and Mourinho is like Ric Flair
One mail has plenty to say about the dire situation at Tottenham, while Manchester City are sarcastically (we hope) labelled ‘bottlers.
A century after the white horse at Wembley, here comes The Wout Horse Final…
One hundred years ago, a white horse stole the show at Wembley. In 2023, it’s the Wout Weghorst final. Also: mails on Jose being a t*t, rumours, and Phil Neville…
‘Trump of football’ Mourinho was the real ‘f**king disgrace’ in Roma vs Sevilla final, not Taylor
The Mailbox is not happy at Jose Mourinho’s antics during and after Roma’s loss to Sevilla in the Europa League final….
Man Utd the ‘plucky underdogs’, Jesus impact and the TODD (Boehly) system
Man Utd are exactly where they should be, Gabriel Jesus deserves more credit and the Haaland debate rumbles on in the Mailbox.
Man City bottle jobs like Arsenal if they don’t win the treble; Mount for Bruno at Man Utd
If Arsenal bottled the Premier League, Man City need to win the treble to avoid the same label, and one Man Utd fan almost certainly is alone in thinking Mason ...
Will Liverpool challenge for the Premier League title next season?
Liverpool did not have the best of seasons but should there be optimism? The fans are already split. Plus, Richarlison, Parker and more.
Everton survive, so what now? Sack the board, stick with Sean Dyche…
There is already optimism for next season among Evertonians in the Mailbox. Also: Spurs should sell Harry Kane quickly and as painlessly as possible; and City are worse with Erling ...
Dortmund show Arsenal how to sh*t the bed in style; why Luton in the Premier League is ‘ludicrous’
Dortmund demonstrate to Arsenal the most impressive way to ‘bottle’ a league title and the Mailbox explains why Luton in the Premier League is ‘ludicrous’.
Why are Tottenham ignoring the perfect candidate for their manager vacancy?
While Tottenham continually wipe custard from their chops, poor Graham Potter waits patiently to be noticed. Also: mails on Lampard, Lindelof, Liverpool…
Frank Lampard took a no-lose gig at Chelsea and still had his arse handed to him…
The Mailbox asks what’s next for Frank Lampard after his wretched return to Chelsea. Also: why should Man City comply and co-operate with Premier League and UEFA investigations?
Has Twitter or tactics killed off the mavericks of football?
These days a failed trick leads to memes for days. And there’s no space for mavericks at Manchester City.
Is Neymar the modern-day George Best? And the Prem should be grateful to Man City…
The Mailbox bemoans the dearth of mavericks in a game that offers Neymar up as today’s George Best. Also: City should be applauded/ashamed; and which fans are doing their bit…
Who is the 2023 George Best? Who would you pay to watch play football?
Where are all the entertainers? Have Man City trained the George Best out of Jack Grealish?
Cheating? Unlimited money? No, biggest advantage Man City have is Pep Guardiola
Pep Guardiola is the biggest advantage Manchester City have over the rest. What happens when he goes?
Newcastle just spent smart; they could have done this under Mike Ashley
Have Newcastle United just done what any club could have done with good decision-makers? Did they even need the Saudi money?
Man City would be easier to warm to if they felt any fear. Like John McClane or Indiana Jones…
One Mailboxer is left cold by Manchester City’s lack of spontaneity, while another sees the modern day superhero in them. But they’re no John McClane or Indiana Jones…
Liverpool need to embrace Europa League; it’s all they deserve
Liverpool will likely land in the Europa League and that is pretty much exactly what they deserve. Plus, thoughts on Man City, Arsenal and more.
If Dortmund can topple Bayern, why shouldn’t Arsenal be expected to compete with City?
The Mailbox reckons Arsenal are getting off lightly with the narrative that they shouldn’t be expected to compete with City. Look what Dortmund are doing in Germany…
Arsenal didn’t bottle it, they ‘drowned’ as Gunners revert to type; Man City’s super villain squad
Arsenal drowned under the pressure of the Premier League title race, while people need to stop ‘whining and moaning about how City have ruined football’…