Erik ten Hag is getting off lightly as Man Utd conspire to f*** up again…
The Mailbox reckons Erik ten Hag is swerving scrutiny while Man Utd’s season threatens to unravel. Also: Liverpool’s anthem boo-ers are told to hand in their blue passports…
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Liverpool paid ‘too much’ for ‘disappointment’ Darwin Nunez – who should move to Leicester…
£30m would have been ‘too much’ for Nunez, let alone the ‘ridiculous’ fee Liverpool actually paid. Also: Man City fans are called ‘plastic’.
Ten Hag’s ‘miracle’ proven by ‘truth bomb trilogy’ and only four Man Utd starters are ‘there on merit’
The Mailbox leaps to the defence of Erik ten Hag, who is ‘working miracles’ at Man Utd. Also: Only four starters at Brighton were ‘there on merit’.
Ten Hag’s nine Man Utd ‘mistakes’ exposed after ‘p*ss poor’ loss and Rashford is the ‘worst simulator’
The Mailbox lists Erik ten Hag’s nine mistakes at Man Utd and exposes Marcus Rashford as a ‘dreadful’ diver. Also: Erling Haaland is Jar Jar Binks.
Is it possible to kill the Man City monster? And Klopp’s let-off highlights Tierney’s ‘lack of integrity’…
The Mailbox says Paul Tierney letting Jurgen Klopp off the hook only serves to highlight the ref’s bias against Liverpool. Also: Man City’s dominance; and AI in charge of Chelsea…
Should Jurgen Klopp’s Brewdog-style behaviour see him sent to the stands?
Jurgen Klopp dominates the Mailbox after his performance at the weekend, though his outfit might be the biggest problem.
Is Boehly tanking Chelsea on purpose? Would ChatGPT be a better Blues boss than Lampard?
The Mailbox wonders if Todd Boehly thinks tanking is a thing in football. Also: AI would do a better job as Chelsea manager than Frank Lampard…
‘Football has f$cked itself’ and it started with Chelsea and got much, much worse
There is more talk of sportswashing in a Mailbox that also takes in Arsenal, Lucas Moura and Crystal Palace.
‘Nice guy’ Jurgen Klopp’s mask slips yet again as Spurs are told to suck it…
The Mailbox seeks to stop the perception of Jurgen Klopp as a nice guy. Also: Ipswich Town; free tickets; stoning and the redevelopment of east Manchester; and VAR…
Jota gets way with murder and still Klopp rages at ref? Jurgen’s got a bloody cheek…
The Mailbox has had enough of Jurgen Klopp’s bullsh*t when it comes to whining about officials. Also: lousy Leeds; Carry On Spurs; and Arsenal’s shame…
Man City ‘ruining the league’ is better than Man Utd dominance; why Poch is taking a ‘risk’ joining Chelsea
The Mailbox gives an alternative timeline without sugar daddies as Man Utd dominate and Mauricio Pochettino could be taking a big ‘risk’ by joining Chelsea.
Man City may be built on a ‘web of lies’, but every Premier League team takes ‘blood money’…
Some have jumped to the defence of Man City – with every other Premier League club accused of taking ‘blood money’. Others cannot wait for Pep to go away.
Driven away from football by Man City’s cheating – which no one will remember…
The Mailbox suggests Man City’s alleged cheating will be forgotten since there’s no asterisk on Barca or Milan’s success. But one correspondent decided enough was enough last year…
This Arsenal side will be forgotten unless they become a bunch of b***ards next season
This Arsenal side will be as memorable as the Liverpool runners-up of 2001/02 unless they do something next.
Arsenal have bottled it. But no one will remember this sterile, dull Man City…
The Mailbox reacts to Manchester City tucking up Arsenal, with one Gooner breaking ranks to admit that, yes, they have bottled the title race. Also: Frank James Lampard OBE…
Is Pep Guardiola the greatest manager in Premier League history above Sir Alex?
Man City might have money but do they also have the best Premier League manager in history? Plus, views on Villa and more…
Arsenal could finish fifth next season so yes, enjoy the title challenge
Anyone will a sense of perspective knows that Arsenal have over-achieved just being in a title race. And Man City don’t spend, spend, spend.
Arsenal happy to come second to Man City in a title race that just isn’t fair…
The Mailbox says Arsenal shouldn’t be expected to compete with Man City. Also: Willock for England; seeing Sunderland in Spurs; advice for De Gea; and non-league shenanigans…
Arsenal too eager and over-aroused with echoes of Brendan Rodgers’ Liverpool…
The Monday Mailbox discusses the parallels between Arteta’s Arsenal and Brendan’s Liverpool. Also: the FA Cup semis; Moyes; and Newcastle as the story of the season…
Saka has ‘failure in his DNA’ and will never win the Premier League under ‘bottle job’ Arteta at Arsenal
A ‘lifelong Arsenal fan’ has gone in on ‘bottle job’ Arteta, the ‘choker’ Mertesacker and the ‘specialists in failure’, including Bukayo Saka. The mailbox also includes reasonable takes.
Ten Hag cops for Sevilla sh*tshow as Maguire’s Man Utd career is pronounced dead…
The Mailbox reacts to Manchester United’s latest disgrace, with Erik ten Hag and Harry Maguire fielding most of the flak. Also: have City struck lucky this season?
Todd Boehly, like Indiana Jones, could have done f*** all and Chelsea would be better off
The Mailbox, with help from The Big Bang Theory, illustrates the parallels between Chelsea owner Todd Boehly and Indiana Jones.
Frank Lampard needs maths lessons as Chelsea, Liverpool and Arsenal criticised
It’s a monster of a Mailbox with views on pretty much every issue in football, with Frank Lampard taking a kicking along with Liverpool.
We all owe Arsenal a debt of gratitude, and Leeds should consider rehiring their old boss…
Arsenal haven’t bottled it – they deserve praise for stopping a Man City procession. Also in the Mailbox: Leeds should consider reappointing an ex-manager. Not that one…
Poor decisions, thin squad, Arsene Wenger: all the reasons Arsenal have f***ed the title…
The Mailbox sifts through the wreckage of Arsenal’s title bid – because that’s it now, right? Also: Man City are still worse for having signed Erling Haaland…
Boehly and Lampard ‘out’ at Chelsea, ‘bizarre’ Klopp and Man Utd fans told to blame Malacia not Maguire
The Mailbox has had enough of Frank Lampard and Todd Boehly after Chelsea lost 2-1 to Brighton on Saturday. Plus comments on Jurgen Klopp and more…
Erik ten Hag ‘sh*t the bed’ amid Man Utd collapse. And Jude Bellingham is going nowhere…
The Mailbox pins the blame on Erik ten Hag after Man Utd caved in to Europa sorcerers Sevilla, while there are doubts that Liverpool really have missed out on Jude ...
Liverpool’s Bellingham briefing showcases the shambles Klopp is dealing with
Liverpool fans are reacting with a mixture of bewilderment and scepticism to reports that they won’t be buying Jude Bellingham. Also in the Mailbox: Arsenal’s dark arts; refs; and Chelsea…
‘F*ck Arsenal’ – Mikel Arteta’s men ‘haven’t earned’ the title like runners-up Liverpool
One Liverpool fan in the Mailbox is annoyed that Arsenal are potentially going to win the title after their first ‘decent season in a decade’…
How Klopp’s ‘genius’ Alexander-Arnold switch can put Liverpool back on top again…
The Mailbox explains why a tweak to Trent Alexander-Arnold’s position will have Liverpool ruling the Premier League again. Also: referees have too much authority, apparently…
Liverpool 2-2 Arsenal: The ‘big baby’, Xhaka and the ‘delightful turmoil’ of football
There’s plenty of stuff on the ‘big baby’, a bit on Xhaka poking the bear and plenty on what a brilliant game of football that was.
Lampard for Real Madrid after Chelsea; ‘travesty’ Moyes ‘doesn’t deserve anything’ but relegation
The Mailbox says bringing Frank Lampard back to Chelsea is like re-electing Boris Johnson, while David Moyes deserves nothing but relegation at West Ham.
Lampard’s Chelsea return defies logic and gravity. Why not give Potter the rest of the season?
If Chelsea have written off their season then why not simply leave Graham Potter in charge and hope for the best? Also in the Mailbox: how precarious Arsenal’s eight-point lead ...