Arsenal and their ‘rancid unicorn turd’ will win nothing; bring in Xabi Alonso
Donald Trump is a convicted felon and still won something before Mikel Arteta at Arsenal! Plus, let’s talk about Mikel Merino…
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Liverpool fans ‘like’ Arne Slot but they are still in love with Jurgen Klopp
Liverpool fans don’t think Arne Slot is a ‘Messiah’ or even a very naughty boy. But things are going okay.
This Liverpool ‘not as dangerous’; surely their ‘luck’ cannot last under Arne Slot?
Is there some premature crowning of Liverpool or are they the real deal under Arne Slot? Plus, should Tottenham really get more credit?
Spurs ‘can step in and dominate’ as fans demand credit for seventh-best club
Spurs fans say that Spurs deserve loads more credit for moving into seventh, while we also have views on Arsenal and Man Utd.
Man Utd must ‘get rid’ of four non-pressers as Mikel Arteta defended
We’re back to focusing on Man Utd in the Mailbox, although there is plenty of Arsenal and Liverpool too.
Arteta and his ‘Mourinho-lite’ pragmatism are costing Arsenal
Arsenal are the big story of the weekend after they reverted to their ‘donut of sadness’ midfield v Newcastle. Is it over?
‘Agent zero’ delivers nothing for Arsenal; should they sign Danny Welbeck?
Are the wheels coming off at Arsenal? Stewie Griffin makes an appearance but he’s not the only one worried about Arsenal.
Rooney replaces Amorim if Man Utd ’embrace chaos’; ‘limitation’ proves Ten Hag’s successor doesn’t fit
The Saturday morning Mailbox is dominated by views on Manchester United, who should ’embrace the chaos’ and replace Ruben Amorim with Wayne Rooney…
Viktor Gyokeres to Man Utd: Why would he join a ‘doomed project’?
Lots of talk about Viktor Gyokeres to Man Utd? But why would Europe’s hottest striker join a ‘doomed project’? Plus, Ten Hag, Vinicius and Sunderland…
‘Double reject’ Amorim is a Manchester United improvement on ‘frankly deranged’ Ten Hag
Ruben Amorim is a ‘double reject’ turned down by Liverpool and West Ham, yet he feels like a decent fit for this version of Manchester United.
Real Madrid and Vini Jr Ballon d’Or furore is ‘batsh*t mental’
Sympathy for Real Madrid is in short supply as their cry-arsing has won them no fans. We also have more on Man Utd.
Manchester United still need to solve their ‘biggest problem’: Bruno Fernandes
Manchester United have sacked Erik ten Hag but ‘the biggest problem’ still needs solving; Bruno Fernandes remains the ‘big test’ for INEOS and friends.
Could Liverpool ‘break with convention’ and bid £200m for Cole Palmer to test Chelsea?
Liverpool will have decisions to make over their contract expirees soon and Cole Palmer is one such solution. Arsenal’s title challenge is ‘officially dead’.
Ten Hag ‘deserved better’ than tool-downing players and half-baked backing
Manchester United fans will remember Erik ten Hag fondly, certainly more so than most of his predecessors. But how did the owners fudge this call twice?
Ten Hag problem is gone from Manchester United but who will sack INEOS and Ratcliffe?
Xavi has been tipped to replace Erik ten Hag as Manchester United manager but the Spaniard is not ‘elite’. If only Jurgen Klopp had not taken the Red Bull.
Ten Hag ‘needs to go’ but Manchester United fans join Arsenal in calling conspiracy
Manchester United have fallen victim to the same Manchester City ‘conspiracy’ as Arsenal but ultimately Erik ten Hag needs to go.
Injuries only an excuse now it’s Arsenal as ‘bitter’ Wenger put in his place
Why are we all talking about injuries? Well, because it’s Arsenal. Also: the Champions League jeopardy myth is debunked and Arsene Wenger is ‘bitter’.
Aston Villa are the jammiest club of all? The angry fan response is here…
Aston Villa supporters are sick of being told that one technology error in a game four years ago has ultimately led to their current success.
New Champions League format is ‘utterly meaningless and sh*t’
Is anybody actually watching the new Champions League? Real Madrid are in 12th but they will probably win it anyway.
Supporting Aston Villa declared ‘f***ing amazing’ as Arsenal tipped for 25/26 title
Aston Villa are the best team to support right now, while Arsenal fans insist that they have their feet on the ground.
Arsenal praise for ‘doing OK’ is ‘massively disingenuous to Liverpool’
Arsenal fans hit back against criticism of conspiracy theories but other fans want to point out that the Gunners just ain’t that good.
Are Arsenal a ‘team of monsters’? But it was a great weekend for VAR…
An Arsenal red card means inevitable controversy but actually, William Saliba deserved the red card. VAR got it right again.
Arsenal will ‘bottle it again’ with ‘pragmatist’ Arteta ‘missing’ final puzzle piece; Saliba ‘incredibly dumb’
Arsenal ‘cannot and will not’ win the Premier League title after Mikel Arteta’s ‘pragmatism’ added to his side’s woes at AFC Bournemouth…