Arteta and his ‘Mourinho-lite’ pragmatism are costing Arsenal
Arsenal are the big story of the weekend after they reverted to their ‘donut of sadness’ midfield v Newcastle. Is it over?
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‘Agent zero’ delivers nothing for Arsenal; should they sign Danny Welbeck?
Are the wheels coming off at Arsenal? Stewie Griffin makes an appearance but he’s not the only one worried about Arsenal.
Rooney replaces Amorim if Man Utd ’embrace chaos’; ‘limitation’ proves Ten Hag’s successor doesn’t fit
The Saturday morning Mailbox is dominated by views on Manchester United, who should ’embrace the chaos’ and replace Ruben Amorim with Wayne Rooney…
Viktor Gyokeres to Man Utd: Why would he join a ‘doomed project’?
Lots of talk about Viktor Gyokeres to Man Utd? But why would Europe’s hottest striker join a ‘doomed project’? Plus, Ten Hag, Vinicius and Sunderland…
‘Double reject’ Amorim is a Manchester United improvement on ‘frankly deranged’ Ten Hag
Ruben Amorim is a ‘double reject’ turned down by Liverpool and West Ham, yet he feels like a decent fit for this version of Manchester United.
Real Madrid and Vini Jr Ballon d’Or furore is ‘batsh*t mental’
Sympathy for Real Madrid is in short supply as their cry-arsing has won them no fans. We also have more on Man Utd.
Manchester United still need to solve their ‘biggest problem’: Bruno Fernandes
Manchester United have sacked Erik ten Hag but ‘the biggest problem’ still needs solving; Bruno Fernandes remains the ‘big test’ for INEOS and friends.
Could Liverpool ‘break with convention’ and bid £200m for Cole Palmer to test Chelsea?
Liverpool will have decisions to make over their contract expirees soon and Cole Palmer is one such solution. Arsenal’s title challenge is ‘officially dead’.
Ten Hag ‘deserved better’ than tool-downing players and half-baked backing
Manchester United fans will remember Erik ten Hag fondly, certainly more so than most of his predecessors. But how did the owners fudge this call twice?
Ten Hag problem is gone from Manchester United but who will sack INEOS and Ratcliffe?
Xavi has been tipped to replace Erik ten Hag as Manchester United manager but the Spaniard is not ‘elite’. If only Jurgen Klopp had not taken the Red Bull.
Ten Hag ‘needs to go’ but Manchester United fans join Arsenal in calling conspiracy
Manchester United have fallen victim to the same Manchester City ‘conspiracy’ as Arsenal but ultimately Erik ten Hag needs to go.
Injuries only an excuse now it’s Arsenal as ‘bitter’ Wenger put in his place
Why are we all talking about injuries? Well, because it’s Arsenal. Also: the Champions League jeopardy myth is debunked and Arsene Wenger is ‘bitter’.
Aston Villa are the jammiest club of all? The angry fan response is here…
Aston Villa supporters are sick of being told that one technology error in a game four years ago has ultimately led to their current success.
New Champions League format is ‘utterly meaningless and sh*t’
Is anybody actually watching the new Champions League? Real Madrid are in 12th but they will probably win it anyway.
Supporting Aston Villa declared ‘f***ing amazing’ as Arsenal tipped for 25/26 title
Aston Villa are the best team to support right now, while Arsenal fans insist that they have their feet on the ground.
Arsenal praise for ‘doing OK’ is ‘massively disingenuous to Liverpool’
Arsenal fans hit back against criticism of conspiracy theories but other fans want to point out that the Gunners just ain’t that good.
Are Arsenal a ‘team of monsters’? But it was a great weekend for VAR…
An Arsenal red card means inevitable controversy but actually, William Saliba deserved the red card. VAR got it right again.
Arsenal will ‘bottle it again’ with ‘pragmatist’ Arteta ‘missing’ final puzzle piece; Saliba ‘incredibly dumb’
Arsenal ‘cannot and will not’ win the Premier League title after Mikel Arteta’s ‘pragmatism’ added to his side’s woes at AFC Bournemouth…
Arsenal fan shouts at Howard Webb hypocrisy as England manager debate rages on
There are more points to be made about England, English managers and Man Utd losing Kieran McKenna to Getafe, but Arsenal fans won’t let this one slide.
Will Thomas Tuchel sing the national anthem? WTF would he?
The English media get a pummelling from the Mailbox, which asks them not very politely to f*** off.
Welcome Thomas Tuchel; the English press is a ‘bunch of cnuts’
Thomas Tuchel has had his first press conference as England manager and already been asked about the national anthem. FFS.
Have England appointed a ‘pound shop Klopp’ in Thomas Tuchel?
England have not only appointed a GERMAN but not even the best GERMAN. The Thomas Tuchel reactions roll in.
The German Thomas Tuchel in charge of England? ‘Das Spiel ist vorbei’
We have your initial reactions to the news that Thomas Tuchel will be the new England manager. Is he Southgate plus flair?
Pep Guardiola to manage Everton AND England? It’s an idea…
Pep Guardiola as England manager is a lovely idea but would it work? Well it would if he managed at club level too.
England need John Stones in midfield for Declan Rice’s ego
Declan Rice is not a defensive marauder; Arsenal have learned that and so must England. Is John Stones that man?
Emery ‘the perfect fit’ for England as Trent backed and Chelsea defender not nearly ‘international’ standard
Unai Emery ‘would be a perfect fit’ as England boss and Aston Villa should happily swap him for Gareth Southgate. Trent Alexander-Arnold is good or bad.
Carsley ‘arrogance’ and ‘useless’ Foden blasted but outcast should tell England to ‘get f**ked’
The Lee Carsley trial is over after his Greece ‘arrogance’, while one England player should tell them to ‘get f**ked’. Maybe more. Villa fans aren’t happy.
Zidane, Ronaldo, Vieira, Henry, Kaka, Batigol: The Mailbox has gone nostalgic
As a break from the bald men fighting over the Man Utd comb, we are talking favourite players goals, etc. Enjoy.
Ten Hag defenders citing Klopp and Arteta are clutching at slippery straws
Comparing the records of Mikel Arteta and Jurgen Klopp with Erik ten Hag is a madness when the trajectory is so different.
Man City ‘ship is sinking and the fire on the deck is growing’
This Man City thing is not going well for them, is it? We have views on the City farrago as well as more on Man Utd, Chelsea and the England ...
Man Utd under Ten Hag is like Aston Villa under Stevie G now…
Man Utd are a mess and some fans are coming round to the idea that Erik ten Hag is part of the problem. Plus, Man City ‘won’? Did they?
Ange’s ‘falsely rewarded’ sub comments are ‘troubling’ as Spurs fans turn
There’s no shortage of mails on Man Utd and Erik ten Hag, but we start with Tottenham and Ange Postecoglou.
‘Man Utd didn’t get spanked’ as Ten Hag defended as job ‘difficult to laughable’
Man Utd were rotten against Aston Villa but they pulled a draw out of the hat against the ‘Bayern slayers’. Is that enough?