Is Peter Schmeichel aware that David de Gea exists? Kasper would have no bloody chance of playing at Man United.
The Man United fan backlash against gloating Tottenham supporters is in full flow. They want Kylian Mbappe too.
Manchester United spent less on Diogo Dalot than they did to sack the manager who signed him.
Spurs' was last night. Manchester United's was 11 years ago, unless you include David Moyes' finest moment.
Mauricio Pochettino is joined by Thomas Tuchel in the winners section. Ole is a loser but...
Weird, that. Pochettino has given Man United 'an impossible decision to make'. Thought he was rubbish?
Paul Ince thinks Paul Pogba's sending off in United's 2-0 loss against PSG was "stupid behaviour".
A former Man United midfielder thinks Alexis Sanchez's displays for the club have been a "joke".
Ed Woodward reportedly recognises there is a need for 'further significant investment' at Man Utd.
Spurs just ended Dortmund's hopes and Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's dreams. Manchester United look a bit silly.
That rather ridiculous Man United splurge includes £100m being spent on a player with 23 first-team games.
Eric Harrison, the former youth team coach of Manchester United's Class of 92, has died aged 81.
Who is the new Nemanja Matic? And do both Man Utd full-backs need replacing? It could be a busy summer...
Manchester United and Paris St Germain have been charged by UEFA following Tuesday night's CL clash.
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