Jose Mourinho doesn't do stats. Unfortunately for him, we do. And they reflect badly on Man United.
No prizes for guessing who tops the winners. And who tops the losers. But Spurs get some love too...
Seriously, that's just mental. Plus, Man United went from 'last-action heroes' to a 'miserable imitation'...
Former Man City man Pablo Zabaleta has claimed that he feels sorry for two Man United players.
Nemanja Vidic has refused to criticise Jose Mourinho after Man United's derby day defeat to Man City.
Man United struggled to get a foothold in the match with City controlling the midfield throughout.
"I'd play the Playstation and when I'd play with friends I'd say 'I'm Rio Ferdinand'." Juan Foyth is cute.
Jose Mourinho just wishes he could have introduced Marouane Fellaini when Man United were 2-1 down.
If he's not improving the players, why is he there? And would Pep want any of that United starting XI?
Jose Mourinho used the example of Luke Shaw, "a kid that made a mistake", to prove his Man City point.
"This feels like Question Time! Yes or no, are they getting the best out of that group of players?"
Brilliant City outclassed United throughout, then humiliated them with a wonderful, wonderful goal.
Pep Guardiola thinks Man City played with "fear" in the first half of their 3-1 derby victory over United.
"It was a performance with mistakes and we paid for it. All three goals are our mistakes."
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