Who gives a sh*t if you're top of the league when you don't rank anywhere in the top five of some arbitrary stats?
Jose Mourinho insists he is one of precious few managers who "belong to top-level football".
Manchester United want to "keep winning for a long time". A surprising confession from Paul Pogba.
The striker merry-go-round is about to get going. And Liverpool apparently want another ball-winning midfielder...
Rafa playing into Fergie's hands, Eric being Eric, Pearson being a d*ck, and Joe f*cking Kinnear...
Mourinho's departure from United has reportedly convinced David de Gea he is ready to sign a new deal.
Giuseppe Rossi is back with the Manchester United family and looking to make up for lost time.
Arsenal's place is sixth. It's always been sixth. Also in the Mailbox: Keita, Bielsa, and Danny Murphy...
Crystal Palace's reported £40m valuation for Aaron Wan-Bissaka has not put off Man United and Chelsea.
Barcelona could reportedly be tempted into selling Philippe Coutinho to Chelsea if they swap Willian.
Spurs have a £50m budget and three potential targets. Chelsea have three strikers and an £85m dream.
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If Premier League clubs are counting the pounds this month, these players would certainly appeal.
No new manager should ever be able to come in at United and shape their own philosophy, says Gary Neville.
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