Hey, Liverpool, Man United, England and Chris Coleman's lads are playing. There is football...
Jose Mourinho thinks Chris Smalling would be a better Man United captain than a world champion.
"Get some f**king socks on your feet! And have a f**king shave!" That was Fergie for you...
One young player per club who will be looking to kick on. But what's the chance?
And West Ham are fifth! There is no sign of Barcelona or Manchester City. For shame.
Manchester United's 1-1 draw with Club America was "a good training session".
"Pre-season is very bad... everything is really bad." This pessimism serves no one, Jose...
That ought to cheer Jose Mourinho up a little bit. Alexis Sanchez is joining the Man United squad.
Every pre-season fixture, every kick-off time and every scorer for every Premier League club? Sure.
Manchester United have it in the bag. Plus who has had the worst window? And Portsmouth thoughts.
Three Premier League clubs have yet to make a signing. Do they know the window closes early?
Jose has been bleating about the World Cup but his XI looks pretty damned strong. Not as strong as Liverpool's, mind...
Who needs to get the f*** out of dodge? We have one per Premier League club...
Mails on Manchester United, Liverpool, new kits, penalties and a role model..
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