
Arsenal ‘dream’ still ends in title disappointment despite Isak’s ‘clear message’ and transfer ‘done’
Arsenal’s ‘dream’ end to the season still ends in disappointment, but at least Alexander Isak is sending clear messages.
Arsenal’s ‘dream’ end to the season still ends in disappointment, but at least Alexander Isak is sending clear messages.
Why has Thomas Tuchel not transformed England within two games? ‘Very little has changed’ since Gareth Southgate (and in terms of qualifying that’s fine).
Thomas Tuchel said he would do what every international coach ever has and that is a ‘swipe’ at Mikel Arteta and a ‘warning’ to all Premier League managers.
Thomas Tuchel has not even managed England yet despite leaving a wake of bodies behind in his ‘brutal’ critiques. Won’t someone think of Jarell Quansah?
When Man Utd being ‘proven right’ on Marcus Rashford works once, why not do it five times? And that was before the ‘subtle dig’…
The international break is in full swing and that means that sadly it is low tide in Content Bay. But it does mean there’s some Liverpool guff.
If you didn’t instantly whip your top off when Newcastle won the Carabao then you just don’t get it. And this was absolutely ‘not’ a triumph for the owners.
There’s some Man Utd giddiness in the media after the Reds beat one of the worst teams in the Premier League.
Gareth Southgate was famously all about youth over experience for England so it must be tough having to look at that first Thomas Tuchel squad announcement.
When social media = news, you get all kinds of nonsense about Jude Bellingham and Marcus Rashford…
Liverpool are out of the Champions League, which you’d think might be a big enough story for everyone not to need to make up any extra guff about.
When Sir Jim Ratcliffe and Man Utd are so intent on dominating the headlines, it apparently gives free rein to report whatever you want on Liverpool.
How many times can a title race be declared over? And does anybody think that Bruno Fernandes’ goal played any part at all in their failure?
Manchester United are in crisis again with Ruben Amorim and Bruno Fernandes having to break it up between Rasmus Hojlund and Diogo Dalot.
It’s hard to give too much credit to Liverpool boss Arne Slot unless you are really very clever, but who will be ‘furious’ about Alisson being brilliant?
Some shameless crap about a Liverpool points deduction kicks off a Mediawatch that contains an alarming amount of disingenuous bollocks.
The idea that Marcus Rashford is trouble has long been a click machine; some will contort themselves to get Man Utd fans on board…
Ruben Amorim delivered the calmest ‘rant’ in Man Utd history, while there were the exact opposite of ‘touchline antics’ from Darren Fletcher…
Man Utd are clearly having a crash car season because of all these abysmal transfer ‘green lights’. And the truth is out on Erik ten Hag v Cristiano Ronaldo.
Reel in shock as you spot which national newspaper leads their sports coverage with the clash between two teams who started the night in 15th and 18th…
Apparently we’re still all out here pretending Man United could or should recall Antony and Marcus Rashford from their loans.
Liverpool winning the Premier League in February is a sign of dark, dark times, and yet Mo Salah is up there with Messi and Ronaldo. Go figure…
It turns out Liverpool would be ashamed if they suddenly start being rubbish and Arsenal simultaneously pull themselves together to overhaul an 11-point gap.
Arne Slot launched a ‘savage attack’ on ‘lazy’ Darwin Nunez and the Liverpool forward continued their ‘war of words’ on social media. This is a ‘crisis’.
Liverpool are still the form team in the Premier League but forget that…this has the potential to be a ‘full-scale disaster’…
You will be shocked and stunned to discover that Newcastle are not going to sell Alexander Isak to Arsenal on the cheap.
Thomas Tuchel has been spending some time with his children despite being England football manager, and because the world is insane this is very serious and bad news.
Ruben Amorim will sell 12 players and replace them all in one ‘brutal’ transfer window, including Antony after Manchester United ‘recall option explored’.
Ruud van Nistelrooy has opened up old wounds between Arsenal and Manchester United with his frankly shocking one-word ‘true feelings’ on Martin Keown.
The fall-out from Everton v Liverpool in the media has seen some pretend Arne Slot was silenced by the Premier League or his own club…
Kai Havertz will be delighted to know that his injury setback – sorry, nightmare – has seen him upgraded to Proper Striker status after all.
Arsenal are about to AXE seven players and that should fund a ‘huge’ spending spree. Will it be William Saliba? Not quite…
It turns out that Man Utd are STILL not as good as Man City. Who’d have thunk it? But they’re loads better than Borussia Dortmund…