We take a look at the newspapers so you don't have to...and discover rank outsiders Manchester United.
PIerre-Emerick Aubameyang, who earns £200,000 a week, might or might not have been abused by Arsenal fans.
'But Man United are 7th and Arsenal 5th,' you say. The MEN do not deal in such vagaries as Premier League tables.
Jurgen Klopp said "loved it" so he is now Kevin Keegan. And 12 players were better than Fabinho on Sunday.
Liverpool fans were still not 'mocking Origi's manhood'. And The Sun think a foreign language is 😂😂😂😂😂
You would think The Sun would be au fait with the phrase ''perpetuating racial stereotypes'.
This is a world in which Eden Hazard is already a 'flop' and people can exclusively read other websites...
And both those gratings are from The Sun. Meanwhile, Stan does another u-turn.
Poor Adam Lallana is forgotten amid the rows and the strops, while Man Utd are 'on a par' with an awful side...
Paul Pogba is definitely leaving Man United. Solskjaer won't mind; he'll just chuck James Garner in there.
It might be the most confusing, ridiculous transfer trail Mediawatch has ever followed. Toni Kroos to Man United, eh?
Because one throwaway line in a Spanish newspaper said as much. Plus, let's not call Uefa 'donkeys' eh...
He pointed the finger at England, said Bulgaria "don't have this problem" and blamed travelling fans. 'Spot on'?
But Manchester United's wage bill has only become news during the international break!
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