Not even Ratcliffe’s ‘furious rant’ can keep ‘angry’ clash between Liverpool pair out of the news
When Sir Jim Ratcliffe and Man Utd are so intent on dominating the headlines, it apparently gives free rein to report whatever you want on Liverpool.
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Did Bruno Fernandes ‘effectively end Arsenal’s title hopes’? Did he balls
How many times can a title race be declared over? And does anybody think that Bruno Fernandes’ goal played any part at all in their failure?
Manchester United implode as Amorim ‘slams’ pair with Liverpool in line for points deduction and ‘rule change’
Manchester United are in crisis again with Ruben Amorim and Bruno Fernandes having to break it up between Rasmus Hojlund and Diogo Dalot.
Which Liverpool player is ‘furious’ after an Arne Slot ‘masterstroke’?
It’s hard to give too much credit to Liverpool boss Arne Slot unless you are really very clever, but who will be ‘furious’ about Alisson being brilliant?
Liverpool points deduction, angry Pep, six Arsenal records, and other things that don’t f***ing exist
Some shameless crap about a Liverpool points deduction kicks off a Mediawatch that contains an alarming amount of disingenuous bollocks.
Man Utd laugh in face of Rashford ‘slam’ as he proves not to be a total…
The idea that Marcus Rashford is trouble has long been a click machine; some will contort themselves to get Man Utd fans on board…
Amorim ‘rant’, Fletcher ‘antics’ but Zirkzee ‘spot’ takes the biscuit
Ruben Amorim delivered the calmest ‘rant’ in Man Utd history, while there were the exact opposite of ‘touchline antics’ from Darren Fletcher…
Man Utd car crash season explained by two atrocious transfer ‘green lights’ ahead of Palmer signing
Man Utd are clearly having a crash car season because of all these abysmal transfer ‘green lights’. And the truth is out on Erik ten Hag v Cristiano Ronaldo.
Liverpool somehow avoid ‘full-scale disaster’ but still play second fiddle to Man Utd
Reel in shock as you spot which national newspaper leads their sports coverage with the clash between two teams who started the night in 15th and 18th…
Rashford and Antony recall options remain fictitious despite new reports and feelings made clear
Apparently we’re still all out here pretending Man United could or should recall Antony and Marcus Rashford from their loans.
Liverpool have won ‘stagnant league’ but Salah a ‘shoe-in’ for Ballon d’Or
Liverpool winning the Premier League in February is a sign of dark, dark times, and yet Mo Salah is up there with Messi and Ronaldo. Go figure…
Keane issues worst ever ‘warning’ to Liverpool after Salah shatters all the records
It turns out Liverpool would be ashamed if they suddenly start being rubbish and Arsenal simultaneously pull themselves together to overhaul an 11-point gap.
Liverpool ‘crisis’ continues: Slot slams ‘lazy’ Nunez in ‘savage attack’ before striker ‘bites back’
Arne Slot launched a ‘savage attack’ on ‘lazy’ Darwin Nunez and the Liverpool forward continued their ‘war of words’ on social media. This is a ‘crisis’.
The Sun drool over Liverpool ‘full-scale disaster’ of eight-point gap
Liverpool are still the form team in the Premier League but forget that…this has the potential to be a ‘full-scale disaster’…
Arsenal ‘blow’ as Newcastle do not want to sell best player SHOCK!
You will be shocked and stunned to discover that Newcastle are not going to sell Alexander Isak to Arsenal on the cheap.
Thomas Tuchel: England’s ‘absentee manager’ is ‘based in GERMANY’ and spending time with his KIDS
Thomas Tuchel has been spending some time with his children despite being England football manager, and because the world is insane this is very serious and bad news.
Postecoglou aims ‘dig’ at Amorim ahead of Manchester United’s ‘brutal’ 12-player clear-out
Ruben Amorim will sell 12 players and replace them all in one ‘brutal’ transfer window, including Antony after Manchester United ‘recall option explored’.
You will not believe Van Nistelrooy’s one-word message to Keown and Arsenal over Man Utd ‘hostilities’
Ruud van Nistelrooy has opened up old wounds between Arsenal and Manchester United with his frankly shocking one-word ‘true feelings’ on Martin Keown.
Arne Slot ‘blocked’ as Liverpool ‘hidden truth’ of Premier League table emerges
The fall-out from Everton v Liverpool in the media has seen some pretend Arne Slot was silenced by the Premier League or his own club…
Arsenal ‘fresh injury nightmare’ leaves them with no strikers as Harry Kane ‘transfer verdict’ revealed
Kai Havertz will be delighted to know that his injury setback – sorry, nightmare – has seen him upgraded to Proper Striker status after all.
Arsenal to ‘axe SEVEN’ but still can’t afford Jean-Philippe Mateta
Arsenal are about to AXE seven players and that should fund a ‘huge’ spending spree. Will it be William Saliba? Not quite…
Man Utd fans ‘enraged’ as Reds STILL worse than actual Man City
It turns out that Man Utd are STILL not as good as Man City. Who’d have thunk it? But they’re loads better than Borussia Dortmund…
Rashford seen TRAINING despite Amorim ‘lazy’ dig as Manchester United loanee sends ‘one-word verdict’
Marcus Rashford has given a ‘one-word verdict’ to Ruben Amorim, who famously called him ‘lazy’. But the Manchester United man has done something startling.
Eddie Howe ‘rubs salt’, Mikel Arteta ‘blunt’ as BAN is mooted
Arsenal lost to Newcastle United but that’s not interesting enough; we have to pretend Eddie Howe has landed a sick burn.
Tel reveals precisely why he definitely ‘rejected’ Arsenal and Man Utd moves to join Spurs
Mathys Tel never fancied Arsenal and Man United anyway, while Newcastle are definitely either building a new stadium or not doing that.
Man Utd on verge of losing ELEVENTH player (if you count children)
How will Manchester United even field an XI from their 23 outfield first-team players? The crisis talk is being ramped up…
Marcus Rashford ‘sparks furious backlash’ by leaving Man Utd on loan
Marcus Rashford has left Manchester United for Aston Villa. Thankfully everybody is keeping their heads and definitely not losing perspective…
Man Utd ‘forms cock-up’ blamed for ‘bizarre’ medical delay by desperate media
Manchester United medical cock-up news here as Patrick Dorgu will be left with only about 48 hours to complete a medical. Tick-tock.
Marcus Rashford ‘spotted’ at work as ‘medical booked’ amid Ruben Amorim ‘knife’
Marcus Rashford is still the only show in town; there’s juice in pretending a medical is booked and Ruben Amorim has ‘stuck the knife in’…
Rashford ‘transfer statements’ and ‘red lines’ issued as former Man Utd star drops ‘cryptic’ return hint
Almost nothing has happened in the Great Marcus Rashford Transfer Saga of 2025 over the last 24 hours, but that won’t stop the content machine going brrrr.
Amorim ruins genius Rashford transfer plan before ‘risking wrath’ of Manchester United players with decision
Marcus Rashford turned up for training ‘despite’ the fact Ruben Amorim called him out for not training properly. Manchester United’s plans are in tatters.
Marcus Rashford to do the ‘unthinkable’ as Garnacho ‘worst Man Utd fears’ loom
Marcus Rashford might be about to do the ‘unthinkable’ while we’re supposed to believe that Alejandro Garnacho joining Napoli would be his nightmare scenario.
Manchester United definitely ask FANS for £300m in latest money-saving Ratcliffe scheme
Sir Jim Ratcliffe and INEOS have embarked on an unstoppable cost-cutting mission at Manchester United but asking FANS for £300m seems a step too far.