We’re going to be entirely honest here. Mediawatch committed itself a long way down a road here that was already questionable even before *that* news broke.
Man Utd have taken six years to raise around £200m in player sales but they’re about to match that in one summer, while Jurgen Klopp shows up Mikel Arteta.
A barren January transfer window has broken us all, news outlets forced to live off scraps like imagining what Karim Benzema + 10 Chelsea players might look like.
Man Utd are not signing anybody but in this wretched January transfer window, we must all pretend that they might.
Omar Berrada is on his way and he may want to repeat his Man City success at Man Utd, while Erik ten Hag really is having a clear-out.
Erik ten Hag has banished Jadon Sancho and Anthony Martial but Raphael Varane might be next as he ‘may have breached a major club rule’ at Manchester United.
Jordan Henderson is leaving Saudi Arabia with NOTHING (because they have let him go for NOTHING) and now might turn to Klarna.
Jane Moore has devoted the bulk of her column in Wednesday’s Sun to a proper hatchet job on Kyle Walker. He’s not Harry Kane, you know.
It’s pretty much eight years to the day since Louis van Gaal called one journalist ‘Fat Man’. Now he wants a Man Utd manager with a worse record to be ...
Erik ten Hag went for a ‘candlelit’ dinner ‘just hours’ after the Tottenham draw as the new Man Utd investor stood on a thing to deliver what was sorely needed
Things have gone from bad to worse for Erik ten Hag at Manchester United, with Wayne Rooney sort of maybe ‘tipped’ to replace the Dutchman as manager.
Liverpool fans rarely need too much ammunition to fire off claims of an agenda, but plenty was supplied by the hacking of a chief football writer’s Twitter.
The Mail forget to name the player they’ve been talking about for seven paragraphs, Spurs are signing everybody and The Sun land a blow for equality.
Jurgen Klopp has such massive balls that he occasionally uses teenagers, while Alejandro Garnacho makes the news with his pants.
Arsenal’s season is almost over, but the focus is on what Erik ten Hag has said about transfers and the Premier League title. It’s apparently ‘bizarre’.
Liverpool had been Kylian Mbappe ‘frontrunners’, but Man Utd’s ‘dream midfield’ and Arsenal’s trophy hoarding has changed things. Real Madrid are laughing.
Sorry but Sir Jim Ratcliffe has made no decisions at Man Utd other than the use of an umbrella when it was raining.
The Sun have an exclusive that it rains in Manchester, but more Man Utd news comes with a ‘brutal’ clear-out and ‘showdown talks’ with a teen.
Oliver Holt has made a bold pitch for the Gareth Southgate post-England autobiography ghost-writing gig.
‘The end of the Cristiano Ronaldo era?’ is the question being asked nearly a year after he left for a tin-pot league. Do you think?
Anybody else astonished that Man Utd are not going to sign a player who has been a bit rank? And Tom Huddlestone offers obfuscation.
Mary Earps is the best goalkeeper in the world and just won a major award, so obviously the most important thing is what she was wearing when she won it…
The Virgil van Dijk vs Roy Keane war rages on with Gary Lineker dragged in, while Mikel Arteta is ‘one of the biggest threats to Arsenal’s title challenge’.
And how embarrassed must Mo Salah be after the Liverpool forward had exactly as many shots as Manchester United…
The media is getting giddy about Manchester United and Graham Potter and what that might mean for Jadon Sancho.
There’s gushing praise for Newcastle’s magical march out of Europe, while all sorts of nonsense is already turning up about Graham Potter and Man United.
Man United’s meek exit from European football obviously creates headlines, some of which are insane, while City could be thrown out as well, if you ignore some things.
Chelsea players just merrily went on their pre-arranged Christmas party and may or may not have had some expensive caviar…
Erik ten Hag should be thanking his lucky stars that he took over Man Utd apparently; it’s the job they all want.
One outlet listened to the warning Erik ten Hag issued but another seems intent on baiting yet more media bans from an “unhappy” Manchester United camp.
Manchester United won but some sections of the media are still pretending there is a crisis, while Scott McTominay sparks conniptions.
Manchester United refused entry to four journalists on Tuesday and one of them is really angry. Don’t they know who he is?
Manchester United are obviously on a run of one win in a dozen matches, and Ten Hag has been ‘told’ he has three games left before Mourinho comes into play.