It's April Fools' Day, so anything goes. Including Rio Ferdinand to take over at Manchester United.
Should Wayne Rooney still be in the England team? You are 'simply mad' to think otherwise. Hmmm
We have some more delicious online debate, plus some sad news: English football has died again
The Sun tackle the big issues. Is that the only story about England vs Holland and WAGs? No
Benteke and Sturridge have both fallen out with Klopp. Oh dear. Plus England XIs, and Wenger signing everyone.
Ray Wilkins, that's who. And Wilshere and Alli on the wings? Better than McManaman and Anderton...
He's 'free-scoring' and 'chasing title glory', you see. Plus Pep suddenly isn't going to buy everyone
Plus. Harry Redknapp's England formation, Chris Smalling excels, revelations galore and lots more...
According to The Sun, that's what Louis van Gaal will be drawing. Plus, Paul Merson, Arsene's wee and...
Messi was rubbish on Wednesday, wasn't he? Ander Herrera 'rages' at Paul Scholes, and Defoe is a genius.
Why Ryan Giggs truly is Manchester United's saviour, plus booing City for getting through with ease
Pep Guardiola is 'spooked' by Jose Mourinho at Manchester United. Except that he really, really isn't
Manager of the year? Apparently it has to be Eddie Howe. Oh do behave. Plus, Deeney as DM.
Note 'the roll of blubber and the first signs of man boobs'. Plus, The Sun create a penalty row.
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