And that might just be the greatest excuse of all time. Newcastle fans will love that, Jack.
Adnan Januzaj was linked with a £40m move to Real Madrid two years ago. Now Martial is laughing at him.
Words on Vardy, Manchester City, Firmino, Sunderland, Newcastle, Defoe, Khazri, Welbeck and Wilshere
Remember when Alan Shearer was exactly like Rafa? And Martin Samuel on that champagne moment...
Surprise, surprise. Reports claim Wilshere has a place for the Euros. Will Townsend be there too?
Newcastle's destiny is out of their own hands and Benitez describes the situation as "bad, but simple".
To be fair, if you can't score against a rotten Aston Villa, then you probably deserve to get relegated...
Former Newcastle forward Hatem Ben Arfa is believed to be heading for a sensational transfer to Barcelona.
"Roll on Sunday. I’m looking forward to it. We go again to cement our place in the Champions League."
Gabriel Obertan and Sylvain Marveaux have left Newcastle by mutual consent.
Andros Townsend prefers to have 'points on the board' than games in hand at this stage of the season.
That's what happens when you go to Newcastle, win big and see a bouncer with your lady's phone...
Who is the only manager less popular than Martinez at Goodison? Let's appoint him.
West Ham are pushing for their own fairytale. Jack WIlshere and Manuel Pellegrini meanwhile, aren't...
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