All hail Rafa, scrambling Spurs and Leicester's nonsense. City and Chelsea, though...
Newcastle have completed their move for Atlanta United playmaker Miguel Almiron, the club have announced.
Monaco defender Antonio Barreca has become Newcastle's first January signing on deadline day.
What could Rafa Benitez do at Newcastle if he actually had some money to spend?
We will get through this together. Just use our trusty January transfer deadline day drinking guide.
For every Kim Kallstrom there could be a Dele Alli. Or a Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang. It's a mixed bag.
We are lovely enough to go through what every club wants, needs and will get on deadline day.
A transfer deadline day that threatened to fizzle out burst back into life in the final hours. Relive it all here.
Remember when Arsenal had no money, and no hope of signing anyone in January? Erm, yeah...
"In many, many details, it was not our best today." That's an understatement, Pep...
"The goal we conceded was not in the plan!" But Rafa says Newcastle were rewarded for sticking with it.
Liverpool might be the biggest winners after City's sluggish surrender. But Newcastle fans don't often have two causes for celebration...
Mike Ashley has apparently sanctioned a £20m deal for Miguel Almiron. See, he's not bad really. Oh.
Newcastle came back from behind and stunned Man City to pick up one of the most unexpected wins of the season.
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