Islam Slimani was supposed to be the signing that kept Newcastle up. He's already played his last game.
Pep Guardiola wrote to Sir Bobby Robson to try and get a move to Newcastle back in the day.
Who should Brighton build around? Which player should form the foundations for Stoke? And the rest...
Mauricio Pochettino "is up there with Wenger and Benitez", according to Watford manager Gracia.
The record is Mo's. Plus Wenger will wear a nice jumper-tie combo as United thrash Arsenal.
Some were obvious. Others...not so much. One Premier League club we had to skip entirely.
Rafael Benitez has a message for Newcastle owner Mike Ashley. See if you can decipher it.
Man City spent the most and won the title this season, but that's actually rarer than you'd think.
"I can only apologise," says Matt Ritchie after seemingly pulling a timeless trick on Aubameyang.
With growing 'concerns' over Wilshere and Lallana, Shelvey has played his way into contention.
"You need a project," says Rafael Benitez. Start spending, and he'll stay at Newcastle for ten years.
Harry Kane knows where 2Pac is, and will bag against Man City. Bobby Firmino is scoring too.
Don't get too excited, Man United or Spurs fans. Both are English, and one is still uncapped.
Crystal Palace have as many players as Man United in the team of the week. So that's something.
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