Well, six if you insist on separating the Toon pair. Poor Saido, the 'silly little spoilt boy'.
No dice from West Brom on Saido Berahino. He's gone home with a dead leg (and an achy-breaky heart).
"It's a special day for me, a big day for me. The truth is I'm really happy here," says the Spanish striker.
The Roma striker has joined Newcastle on loan for the rest of the season. Will they get Saido too?
Stoke to make biggest move of the window, Berahino 'feeling sore', no Liverpool moves and more...
It's been quiet but we bet there are a few you have forgotten. It's an interesting list.
That went well. Newcastle confirm Thauvin has returned to Marseille on loan until the end of the season.
West Brom are thought to be determined to keep Berahino despite a club-record bid from Newcastle.
We have four EXCLUSIVES. Alli and Kane to United, Stones chase, Pep, Saido and Griezmann updates
Newcastle reportedly refused to pay "one cent" of the £12m Frenchman's wages at Marseille.
Arsenal win. Arsene Wenger praises mental strength. Arsenal lose. Rinse, repeat...
Townsend wants to rediscover the form he enjoyed when he was "kind of setting the world alight".
West Brom are continuing to insist that Saido Berahino will not be sold before next week's transfer deadline.
We look at the clubs Newcastle have given the most money to, and who they have sold players to
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