There's the Big Three and the Malfunctioning Three, and part of what separates them is being able to sell well. Arsenal are terrible at it.
Seeing Jose Mourinho win the Conference League was almost pleasant. Given who he is, this mind-boggling turn of events cannot be ignored.
Unpopular opinion: a Liverpool v City final would be boringly predictable, and only Real Madrid can save us from such tedium.
Thomas 'Tactics' Tuchel is fine. Chelsea are fine. And that is fine. But when will that no longer be fine?
Nobody’s second-favourite team Burnley look increasingly likely to be exiting stage left, which is actually quite sad.