TV broadcasters have no excuse to stick thoughtless ex-players on while Emma Hayes is busy raising the bar.
Cristiano Ronaldo says water beats Coke, even if George Costanza knows that no way does wine beat Pepsi.
England played more like Germany than John Nicholson can ever remember as they controlled v Croatia.
Any man who can mellow Keane while bringing sunshine into all our lives is alright by Johnny...
The first phone-in after an England exit will echo the Twitter madness. Johnny predicts.
People are not booing a peaceful gesture because of Marxism. And that means it can now never stop.
This week we pay tribute to N'Golo Kante - the only Chelsea player that everybody loves.
Who do press conferences actually serve? Because it certainly isn't the players, the managers or the fans.
We know Pep Guardiola is not stupid so is it ego that drives this need to make everything harder?
Johnny Nic remembers the homegrown Loiner who swapped Leeds for Man Utd.
Farewell football’s economic apartheid; Euro 2020 is on its way to all our TV screens.
All it took was a purr of appreciation from Villa fans and John Nicholson was crying in the kitchen.
Nemanja Vidic was always ready for war. Actual f***ing war. Johnny Nic eulogises over Man Utd's former skipper...
Tottenham need a new manager but do they need a new man? John Nicholson has an idea.
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