That was an achievement in ineptitude from Chelsea and Todd Boehly, with Southampton somehow in a better way than Leicester and Liverpool and Spurs failing.
Pep Guardiola dominated, about 10 managers overachieved, Brighton and Brentford were brilliant and even Arsenal bottled their way to stunning progress.
Man Utd ended their Premier League season with another home win as Erik ten Hag’s side came from behind to beat Fulham yet again at Old Trafford.
Arsenal have reached 84 points this season as they finish runners-up so Liverpool remain the Premier League’s prettiest bridesmaids…
This Premier League season’s last day will be lacking some of the jeopardy that made these finales so thrilling. This way for some dodgy lasagne, MOTD montages and Man City madness…
Levi Colwill seems unfussed about returning to Chelsea. He’s among seven Premier League loanees who have helped their temporary guardians finish higher than their parent clubs…
Wayne Rooney has been caught by new leader Marcus Rashford, while Bruno Fernandes has finally completed his set of goals against the rest of the Big Six.
Eden Hazard is obviously the top Chelsea scorer in Premier League games against the Big Six, but an unexpected name in second sums up their striker problems.
The build-up to Man Utd versus Chelsea was about Mason Mount. In the aftermath of a crushing home win, Frank Lampard needs to wake up and accept reality.
Jurgen Klopp was not the first man to be offered the Liverpool job, Newcastle messed up one appointment and Spurs seem incapable of getting their favourite.
It is time to place Arsenal 2022/23 among the greatest Premier League title bottle jobs ever. The Gunners make up almost half of the all-time top 10.
Andy Robertson could become the latest player to leave the Premier League for Real Madrid, with Liverpool signings almost always faring well at the Bernabeu.
The Champions League lure has attracted Roy Keane, Sergio Aguero and Rafael van der Vaart. But Newcastle must learn from Blackburn and Leicester’s mistakes.
James Milner seems intent on populating this list entirely by himself, but as Liverpool bid farewell to a club legend we look at the greatest free agents.
Spurs and Leeds should be admired for their refusal to learn lessons, while Manchester City have broken Arsenal and Brentford and Brighton are brilliant.
Mikel Arteta reckons Arsenal started their spiral against Liverpool after their defeat to Nottingham Forest confirmed Manchester City as champions.
Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp was unimpressed with Aston Villa but bristled at the entire concept of time-wasting after a frustrating draw at Anfield.
Manchester City have won the Premier League title after Arsenal tested the concept of bottling even further with a timid 1-0 defeat at Nottingham Forest.
Manchester City have had a couple of memorable title-clinching moments but then a load of damp squibs too. Man Utd are masters of unremarkable crownings.
Jurgen Klopp was guaranteed to be baited by PGMOL’s masterful choice of referee until Roberto Firmino rescued a point for Liverpool against Aston Villa.
Even though they contrived to collapse against Sevilla in the Europa League, Man Utd have plenty of representation in every European final this season.
Nineteen players have won the Champions League and World Cup or European Championship in the same season. A Man City or Inter Milan star will make it 20.
Liverpool and Man Utd countered Erling Haaland with unexpected opponents, while Antonio Rudiger got on his nerves. Here is how to stop the Man City striker.
Erling Haaland is going to be the next PFA Player of the Year – there’s not even any competition since Arsenal fell apart.
Nothing complicated here: just ten of the greatest two-legged ties in Champions League history, with the obvious and necessary apology for not including that one you like.
Martin Odegaard has scored as many Premier League goals against Big Six opponents as Santi Cazorla and now we need to see that Arsenal midfield.
England have missed out on the chance to secure the international services of Arsenal striker Folarin Balogun, with these players still being fought over.
It has been a phenomenal season for punditry nonsense, with Graeme Souness bowing out in style and Gary Neville continuing to get Arsenal so very wrong.
Junior Firpo had a stinker for Leeds but there have been far worse individual performances in Premier League history – often for or against Liverpool.
Southampton get both barrels for surrendering to the Championship, with Spurs so desperate to look like the wisest people in the room they fail to see their idiocy.