Curtis Jones boiled some Liverpool p*** but he is right on Mo Salah
Mo Salah can look like a rank amateur and a Ballon d’Or contender within the same game, but he almost always delivers.
Articles By Sarah Winterburn
Sloppy Salah crying out for a rest more than a new contract…
Nottingham Forest got in Arne Slot’s head and found it way too easy to shackle Mo Salah, who looks far from a Ballon d’Or contender.
Kobbie Mainoo leads the Premier League’s underpaid army
Now we know the notion of any Premier League player being ‘underpaid’ is ludicrous, but so is Casemiro being paid almost 20 times more than Kobbie Mainoo.
Liverpool sneak into top 10 of Premier League points hauls at halfway stage of season
Liverpool have 46 points at the half-way stage of their Premier League season. It’s not quite Arsenal 22/23 and they cocked it up…
Arsenal told to ‘break bank’ (and British transfer record) for striker ‘coaxed’ into form
Arsenal will need to pay Newcastle United a record £150m to sign Alexander Isak after the ‘withdrawn’ striker was ‘coaxed’ into form.
Liverpool have ‘minimal’ interest in £40m Man Utd left-back target
Liverpool have long been linked with Fulham left-back Antonee Robinson, but the Reds are said to have ‘minimal’ interest for one reason.
Man Utd ‘unwilling to drop asking price’ for Rashford amid PSG interest
Manchester United are said to be ‘unwilling to drop their asking price’ of around £50-60m for Marcus Rashford.
Trent to Real Madrid for ‘cup of tea’ dismissed but summer move inevitable
Trent to Real Madrid for £20m? “£20m in football terms is a cup of tea. It’s hardly anything in the Premier League.”
Gyokeres comments make mockery of £80m Man Utd January chat
Manchester United manager Ruben Amorim has reportedly told the club ‘he cannot wait until the summer’ to sign Viktor Gyokeres. Good luck with that.
Arsenal ‘prioritise’ 12-goal striker over three-man Saka back-up list
Arsenal will ‘prioritise’ Juventus striker Dusan Vlahovic in January rather than bring in a short-term back-up for Bukayo Saka
Ruben Amorim retains support of ‘most players’ at Man Utd despite ‘football suicide’
Ruben Amorim has had a rotten start as Manchester United manager but still retains the support of ‘most players’.
Trent ‘set for £100m pay day’ if Liverpool resist £20m offer as ‘behaviour’ revealed
Real Madrid are said to be willing to pay over £20m for Trent Alexander-Arnold in January but that is just a ‘strategic move’.
Who will be the new West Ham manager after Lopetegui sack?
Graham Potter and Michael Carrick are the current favourites to take over at West Ham with some very interesting names in the mix.
Haaland, Mbappe, Salah and Kane no match for 52-goal Gyokeres in 2024 top scorers chart
Erling Haaland was the top goalscorer of 2023, clear from Harry Kane and Kylian Mbappe. But none of them came close to Viktor Gyokeres in 2024.
Slot 5) and Arteta 6) in top 10 Premier League managers of 2024
Arsenal amassed the most Premier League points in 2024 so whoop to them. But we have five bosses pegged as better than Mikel Arteta across the calendar year.
Man Utd joke pair in worst Premier League XI of Boxing Day
Man Utd had an absolute ‘mare at Wolves but two players in particular contributed to their team’s downfall.
Man City still dominate top 10 most creative players in the Premier League
Manchester City have slipped 12 points behind leaders Liverpool, which is weird because they have way more creativity than Liverpool…
The 10 worst finishers of the 24/25 Premier League season
There was a rotter of a 0.94 xG miss from the fella at the top of this list as Dominic Szoboszlai and Savinho also feature highly.
Forgetting Liverpool and getting Forest all wrong: Pre-season predictions revisited
It’s Christmas so our gift to you is laughing at our own sorry asses for our pre-season predictions, which were particularly rotten this season.
Man Utd lucky to have only one clown in worst Premier League XI of weekend
Man Utd were rotten v Bournemouth but there were enough genuine thwackings elsewhere to keep them down to just one man in the worst XI.
‘Not good enough’ – Pep Guardiola says THREE times he is the problem
Pep Guardiola admitted three times he is “not good enough” to solve Manchester City’s issues after eight defeats in 11 games.
Rashford and Garnacho dropped by WhatsApp as ‘standards’ demanded by Amorim
Marcus Rashford and Alejandro Garnacho found out by WhatsApp that they had been entirely dropped from the 20-man squad to face Manchester City.
Eddie Howe not ‘needy’ as he blames PSR for Newcastle woes
Newcastle boss Eddie Howe says he needs no assurances about his future as he cited PSR as a reason for their poor form.
Wolves strip Lemina of captaincy after post-match scuffle with own teammates
Wolves manager Gary O’Neil has stripped Mario Lemina of the club captaincy after his post-match altercation.
Under-pressure Ange double downs on criticism of ‘shirking’ Timo Werner
Ange Postecoglou has doubled down on his comments about the “unacceptable” performance of Timo Werner, saying: “I’m not going to go away worrying about people’s bruised egos.”
Man Utd pair on top five Premier League ‘pure profit’ PSR list
These are the Premier League’s five most valuable Academy products, with Man Utd boasting two of five on the ‘pure profit’ PSR list.
‘I do not like the way he trained’ – Chelsea boss tears into goalscorer after 5-1 win
Enzo Maresca saw his Chelsea side swat aside Southampton 5-1 but still criticised one of his goalscorers, saying: “He can do much more.”
Phil Foden has gone to sh*t along with Newcastle and Aston Villa pairs
There have been some worrying losses of form from those who were brilliant in 2023/24; the PFA awards winner is chief among them.
Man City ghost makes worst Premier League XI of the weekend
There were some absolute paddlings in the Premier League at the weekend so Everton, Leicester, Wolves and Villa feature. As does a Man City man.
Arne Slot’s 13 near-perfect Liverpool games make him best new manager ever!
Arne Slot has had the best start of any Premier League manager over his first 13 games at a club. What a guy…