Solskjaer left ‘high and dry’; he could still be SUCCESS

Date published: Thursday 5th November 2020 12:03

Manchester United lost in Istanbul but Ole Gunnar Solskjaer could still be a success. Just like Sir Alex…


You’re fired!

Spare a thought for Guardian writer Jamie Jackson, who has spent months writing his book – The Red Apprentice – about the rise and rise of Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, only to see him embarrassingly lose back-to-back games, take United to 15th place and become favourite for the sack within two weeks of publication.

His response?

TRANSLATION: Please don’t sack Ole because my book will be PULPED. Oh and please ignore that ALEX Ferguson had won THREE titles, a EUROPEAN trophy and five other domestic TROPHIES with Aberdeen so there was at least some suggestion that he might be kind of SUCCESSFUL at Man United.


Rabble rouser

The first line of Jamie Jackson’s match report in The Guardian?

‘Manchester United resembled a rabble for much of a dire display that poses serious questions about where their season is heading.’

But no serious questions about the manager? Just where their season is ‘heading’? We suspect that the two may be interlinked, which is bad news for a man who has written a book about the dead apprentice.


Back to basics

Pesky fact: Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has spent more than Frank Lampard. About £16m more.

And that’s without the small consideration of Chelsea’s best player being sold just before Lampard took over.


Smack the pony

The latest shocker is certain to pile the pressure on United boss Ole Gunnar Solksjaer, who took a gamble by making six changes,’ writes David Facey in The Sun.
‘He could hardly have been expected to name an unchanged side after that dismal showing against the Gunners, but his line-up here still smacked of over-confidence.’

Pesky fact: The Manchester United team that started the game in Istanbul was signed for fees totalling £355.8m, not including the three prodigious academy products placed throughout their spine.

This was not a team of reserves. It featured eight full internationals and at least six of United’s first-choice XI, including three-quarters of the defence.

There is a lot of shit to throw at Solskjaer after the last two disastrous defeats, but that line-up absolutely did not ‘smack of over-confidence’.


Rinse and repeat

Neil Custis has noticed that Bruno Fernandes is in poor form but the Ole Gunnar Solskjaer apologist would like to remind you of two pertinent facts:

‘Still, before panic breaks out let us remember that it was United’s first away defeat in 19 matches dating back to last January’s defeat to Liverpool.

‘It was also the club’s first away defeat in 19 matches dating back to last January’s defeat to Liverpool.’

Both those facts are true. And also true.


Polden back the years

The Daily Mirror had David McDonnell on Manchester United duty and John Cross covering Chelsea on Wednesday night, so what is the most-read story on their football site?

‘Sir Alex Ferguson’s opinion on Mauricio Pochettino not getting the Man Utd job’

Jake Polden re-writing a Mail on Sunday piece from May 2019 and pretending this is news in a week when Ole Gunnar Solskjaer is under pressure and Mauricio Pochettino is on Sky Sports, obviously. Silly question really.


Head lies

From our old friends at the Metro: ‘Robin van Persie gives verdict on Man Utd sacking Solskjaer and hiring Pochettino.’


‘Robin van Persie urges Manchester United to keep faith in Ole Gunnar Solskjaer following Mauricio Pochettino link’

Oh. That is Not The Same Thing.



‘Considering the Manchester United midfield looked like the strongest part of the squad this summer it might seem strange to say they need to spend again,’ writes Tyrone Marshall in the Manchester Evening News.

It seems particularly strange as his colleague Samuel Luckhurst wrote literally seven days ago that ‘United’s midfield department has not been this imposing since they last hoisted the European Cup in 2008’.

Manchester United have won the title three times since 2008. And everyone has changed their mind about this United midfield since last week.


Pilgrim’s progress

Elsewhere in the same piece, there are small crumbs of comfort sought in the standard of the players who produced a terrible performance in Istanbul:

‘Bringing players of the quality of Henderson, Van de Beek and Anthony Martial in is certainly an encouraging sign and Edinson Cavani is still yet to start a game for United.

‘The fringe players didn’t always do themselves many favours – it was a night to forget for Axel Tuanzebe – but had Solskjaer made six changes last season United would have been fielding a considerably weaker side than this one and that is a sign of some progress at least.’

Yes indeed. Well done Manchester United. Back in December 2019 they made nine changes to a team that had just beaten Manchester City and recorded their biggest European win in three years with a 4-0 victory over AZ Alkmaar. And that team really does look embarrassing now all this progress has been made.


Control experiment

Sorry but we cannot leave that piece without taking a look at the headline:

‘Manchester United have a problem they cannot control’

Hmmm. Do they? It kind of feels like they should be able to control the fate of their manager, who really should be able to control his players. To what do they refer?

‘A defining day to come as Pochettino threat hangs uncontrollably over Solskjaer’s head’

It’s a problem, alright. And what can Manchester United possibly do about an excellent out-of-work manager being very obviously out of work? No wonder they keep losing games.


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