And we do mean f*** all. No First Division titles, no Turkish Cups, no nothing.
All four pundits say Arsenal will finish sixth and Man City first. But what about all those in between?
Only one pundit reckons Liverpool will finish in the top four. Two back Arsenal and Tottenham to miss out.
Steven Gerrard retired on this day a year ago. Have a guess where he is on this list.
Mo Salah will end up with 28 goals at this rate. That will put him in some decent company...
Is it Adam Lallana or is it Sadio Mane? Or is it Rickie bloody Lambert? Le Tiss has his say.
Matt Le Tissier has said he experienced naked massages during his younger days.
A genius caught between two eras, a scorer of supreme goals. Just don't criticise the ambition
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