Ronaldo is back at home after spending time in hospital for what he described as "a bad case of influenza".
Everyone knows at least one person who copied Ronaldo's 2002 World Cup hairstyle, surely?
Where Djimi Traore has triumphed, Fabio Cannavaro has failed. But he is in some pretty fine company.
It's not Ade Akinbiyi. Harry Kane was not stupid enough to 'drop a transfer hint' by naming a current player.
“Barcelona has always had issues with Brazilian players: Neymar, Romario, Ronaldinho and me."
Ronaldo scored a hat-trick at Old Trafford in Marcus Rashford's first live game. The lucky bugger.
You think things are bad for you? Ex-Real Madrid star Ronaldo has offered to rescue them at the age of 41.
Ronaldo had arguably his best season at Barcelona. Remembering his hat-trick vs Valencia...
No, not 'fat Ronaldo' but the greatest player of his generation. It's the great man's 41st birthday.
It's Ronaldo. No, not that one. Buffon says the Brazilian king "was the perfect player". And he was.
Can it be a 'simply crazy transfer window' when nothing has actually happened yet? Money, money, money...
La Liga president Javier Tebas has already decided that Ronaldo is "innocent". Well of course he has...
In a post labelled the 'hoax of the day' on the club's website, Bayern dismiss any rumours of a move.
We have mails on VAR, Ronaldo, Manchester City, underrated great goals and the greatest goal-hanger of them all...
Michael Owen never did it but Andy Johnson and James Beattie did. Alexis Sanchez is the 40th in the club.
Imagine recovering from a season-ending knee injury and receiving a message of support from your idol.
The sculptor crucified for his Ronaldo statue has spoken out; he says Ronaldo loves it at least.
Ronaldo and Roberto Carlos have hit back at Owen over his comments on the former's weight.
“I thought I was putting the pounds on until I saw my old mate Ronnie!” said Owen. Lovely.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic thinks Brazilian Ronaldo was better than Real Madrid star Cristiano Ronaldo.
Oh and £1.65m a week for the player. His agent says that "money is not everything".
"He was the player that whatever he did it became 'wow'. He could do a difficult thing and it became magic."
"I want to stay here and finish here," says Ronaldo, but he insists that his five-year deal is not the last.
Mails on Jurgen Klopp, the real Ronaldo, slipping, academy systems and the joys of the season...
It is unlikely the proposed £100m fee for Paul Pogba will ever be forgotten. These might have been.
We have two new entrants - both PL, surprisingly - on our list of the most expensive players of all time.
The agent of former Brazilian striker Ronaldo has revealed how close he came to joining Rangers.
Cristiano Ronaldo missed a penalty as Portugal drew 0-0 with Austria. Oh Ronnie...
"What can I say? Sore loser. Tough s**t," says Iceland defender after hissy fit from Portuguese superstar.
And a lot of other words that are wearing out our asterisk key. We also have lots of first-round thoughts...
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