He couldn't do any worse than Arsenal's current clowns. Also: mails on De Gea, European football, and Mane v Salah.
"There is no explanation that Mane, Salah or Aubameyang may not even be among the top five," apparently.
Mane wasn't a happy man, that's for sure...
Jurgen Klopp has explained why Sadio Mane appeared to react badly to being substituted.
El Hadji Diouf believes Mane is "following in his footsteps" as he heaps praise on him and Mo Salah.
Sadio Mane says that he has warned Andy Robertson of the dangers of facing Ismaila Sarr this season.
It would be negligent for Liverpool to hold on while their value drops. Great clubs know when to sell...
Real boss Zinedine Zidane spoke to Liverpool forward Sadio Mane on the phone, according to reports.
Liverpool success is not without caveats, while Lampard needs to quickly develop as a tactician. And bloody UEFA...
Jurgen Klopp says forward Sadio Mane is an '"option" for Liverpool's match against Norwich City on Friday.
Liverpool must be awfully bored of people telling Sadio Mane to go and join Real Madrid. Same again...
Real Madrid are prepared to throw some 'bait' Liverpool's way for Sadio Mane. Plus the rest of today's Gossip...
Graeme Souness fears that Mohamed Salah and Sadio Mane could be tempted away from Liverpool.
Sadio Mane has been a reported target for Zinedine Zidane's rebuilding project at Real for some time.
Sadio Mane has revealed that "not even" Jurgen Klopp believed Liverpool would overcome Barcelona.
They are both English clubs? Nah. Both in a Champions League final? Nope. Both bottlers? Erm...
It's the turn of the creators. Attacking midfielders, No.10s, wingers, second strikers... they're all in here.
Sadio Mane admits he was jealous when Barcelona lured team-mate Philippe Coutinho to the Nou Camp.
Over 3.5 goals at Goodison Park between Everton and Man United? Only Mane to score first looks tastier.
Sadio Mane has dropped a big hint over where his future lies amid speculation he could be on Real's radar.
Jamie Carragher thinks that Liverpool would have pipped Man Utd to the title in 2009 if they had Sadio Mane.
Sadio Many says Naby Keita took a bit of time to settle at Salzburg too. So don't fret, Liverpool.
Real reportedly want Liverpool forward Sadio Mane to instigate any potential transfer away from Anfield.
A former Southampton team-mate of Sadio Mane's think he has all the necessary tools to play for Real.
Because the Sanchez-Mkhitaryan deal has been a huge success, we started thinking about some potential swap deals...
Sadio Mane has again been linked with a move to Real Madrid in reports from two Spanish newspapers.
France Football recently claimed that there is concrete interest from Real in Mane. Balague is not so convinced...
Liverpool have nothing to fear even if Sadio Mane leaves for Real Madrid. No player is bigger than the club.
Sadio Mane's reputation has been forged over seven years; Real interest will not go away any time soon...
With 'no loopholes' in a contract he only signed in November, Sadio Mane isn't leaving Liverpool anytime soon.
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