The petition to get every England player to dye their hair blond if they reach the final has begun.
Liverpool find the Grealish rumours 'baffling'. They 'are targeting a higher calibre of player'.
The first set of Prem fixtures moved for TV have been announced. Utd and Leicester kick off the season.
Paulinho "really cannot say a bad word" about Tottenham. Or even Mauricio Pochettino.
Jack Grealish has decided to leave Aston Villa after talking with 'close pal and mentor' John Terry.
Heung-min Son 'can imagine a change' of clubs, apparently. And three Prem sides are willing to make it so.
Danny Rose continues to speak openly about the "pressure" and "politics" in football.
Arsene Wenger also can't understand why Eric Dier "has not been used at all". Madness.
Forget the lack of an incisive midfield passer, or a possibly shaky defence. Tottenham will cost England.
Sanson helped Marseille reach a Europa League final this season. Arsenal and Spurs are interested.
Harry Kane will be 'on a par with the best paid players in the Premier League' with his new deal.
The Premier League's big six have finally won. They get a bigger share of overseas TV rights money.
Well done to Danny Rose, who is brave enough to discuss his recent battle with depression.
"I think we will only want to play with one 'pivot'," says Gareth Southgate. It's Dier v Henderson.
Tottenham 'continue to believe' Marcus Edwards 'will forge a successful career'. Just not there.
Dimitry Seluk says Yaya Toure will play for any other 'Big Six' Prem side for a weekly wage of £1.
Mauricio Pochettino knew his 'loyalty' would be questioned if he jumped ship for Real Madrid.
Harry Kane reckons Raheem Sterling has been subjected to "completely unfair" criticism.
"If this is a 'bad season' for me then I'm happy to take that as a compliment," says Dele Alli.
Real Madrid are Champions League kings. Daniel Levy has handed them their first European defeat in some time.
Justin Kluivert said earlier this month he was "not renewing" his Ajax contract. Now look.
"He was linked to Tottenham. Last week it was Liverpool. The week before Man United."
Dele Alli told Ashley Young to "retire with a zimmerframe" last October. They're good pals now.
Gerrard wants Liverpool to sign Wanyama. Tottenham want £50m. Wanyama wants to stay.
Kane reckons England can win the World Cup. Hey, if Liverpool can reach the Champions League final...
Danny Rose does not look back on *that* interview with "regret". He is just happy Poch has come round.
Real Madrid are happy enough with Zinedine Zidane. Unless Liverpool do them on May 26.
Davinson Sanchez has praised "the gaffer" after extending his contract at Tottenham. Lovely stuff.
"He can have a big pat on his shoulders," says Christian Eriksen of Mauricio Pochettino.
Harry Kane says Mo Salah "deserves" the Golden Boot. He just hasn't told him that yet.
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