Timo Werner is a bit rubbish and Liverpool were right not to sign him.
But have Chelsea actually stolen a march on the Premier League leaders? Did Liverpool need Timo Werner? Does Mark Smith realise the German is actually three years older than Tammy Abraham?
They are the pressing issues on this week’s Football365 Isolation Show, during which host Mark and deputy editor Matt Stead pretend they know even the slightest thing about the Bundesliga.
Both are impressed by Chelsea’s coup but Mark fears for the first-team chances of Abraham. Matt reckons that is just the nature of football.
But one thing is clear: Frank Lampard will be judged differently next season and beyond. After a free hit of a season, such statements in the transfer market open him up to a different form of criticism.
Liverpool did need Werner, mind. Mark and Matt wonder whether they are striking a balance between continuity and churn.
With the boring matter of discussing actual relevant news out of the way, both present to us their underrated five-a-side teams.
After the overrated offerings of last week, there is a more British feel to these teams. Who knew both loved Brexit so much?
Drawing on a recent top ten, everyone from David James to Olivier Giroud get a shout out. Lovely.
So join Mark and Matt, give us a subscribe and a Brendan Rodgers-style thumbs-up, leave a completely civil comment, and waste spend about 20 minutes of your life wisely by watching the latest Football365 Isolation Show.
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