Was this not ‘an enormous embarrassment’ for Man United?

Date published: Wednesday 30th January 2019 12:13

Even if the skies get rough
‘Pep Guardiola is refusing to give up on the Premier League title despite the prospect of falling seven points behind Liverpool’ – Daily Mail.

This just in: team who once won the league after being eight points behind with six games remaining are ‘refusing to give up on the Premier League title despite’ being a maximum of seven points behind with 14 games left.


Black and white
‘We are 15 games into City’s defence of the title and they have won 13, drawn two, racked up a goal difference of 38 and maybe, just maybe, they can emulate Arsenal’s Invincibles this season and go the whole campaign unbeaten – John Cross, Daily Mirror, December 4.

‘This was surely the night when Manchester City surrendered their grip on the title. The night when it all went wrong for Pep Guardiola as the champions blew it in one of the most unlikely results of the season. The night when they effectively handed the title to leaders Liverpool’ – John Cross, Daily Mirror, January 30.

From potential Invincibles to a ‘self-destructed’ title challenge in the space of just nine games is genuinely quite impressive.

Not every win has to mean that City ‘simply look unstoppable’. And not every defeat should leave their ‘title defence in tatters’. There is a middle ground. Find it.


Obit much
But that is nothing compared to the king of the U-turn.

‘[Sane] brought the house down, with 50,000 Manchester City fans daring to dream it is all on after his sensational winner. The title race is back on.’ – Neil Ashton, The Sun, January 4.

‘Manchester City, beaten by second-half goals from Salomon Rondon and a Matt Ritchie penalty, look dead and buried’ – Neil Ashton, The Sun, January 30.

City were ‘right in the thick of it again’ when they closed the gap to four points. Liverpool can go a maximum of seven points clear on Wednesday, yet Pep Guardiola ‘can expect a few obits’. Sensational(ist) stuff.


Burnley unit
Enough about Manchester City; ‘masterful man-manager’ Ole Gunnar Solskjaer ‘masterfully man-managed’ a home draw against the team in 16th on Tuesday.

Ian Ladyman was suitably impressed. For the Daily Mail, he writes:

‘At United now, mood is everything, and the manner in which this point was won will not do Ole Gunnar Solskjaer and his players much harm at all.

‘Forget for a moment the barren years of Jose Mourinho, Louis van Gaal and David Moyes; this was a finale taken straight from the Sir Alex Ferguson playbook.

‘It leaves United in touching distance of the top four and, crucially, unbeaten under Solskjaer. As such, they will head to Leicester on Sunday feeling like the wind is still at their backs.’

First off, it would have been difficult for United not to have been ‘in touching distance of the top four’, considering they started the game three points behind Chelsea.

And second, late equalisers do not necessarily make this ‘a finale taken straight from the Sir Alex Ferguson playbook’. It was hardly Bayern Munich in the Nou Camp, was it?

After all, Louis van Gaal, David Moyes and yes, even Jose Mourinho salvaged results in stoppage time.

Funnily enough, United actually came from two goals down to draw 2-2 with Burnley at Old Trafford in the Premier League with a stoppage-time equaliser last season. And funnily enough, Ian Ladyman was at that game too.

‘At the end of another confusing afternoon in charge of Manchester United, Jose Mourinho changed tack from his recent declarations and looked for some positives from what his players had given him.

‘He was, he said, happy with his team’s efforts, his team’s personality and that his team hadn’t lost.

‘If this sounds like a man clutching at some fast shortening straws then that’s about the size of it. From now until the end of the Premier League season, Mourinho and his team have their dignity and their self-respect to play for but not a lot else.

‘This was a few minutes away from being an enormous embarrassment for Mourinho.

‘Forget the trauma of the draw at Leicester at the weekend, to lose at home to Burnley would have been something else entirely. That is a little tough on Burnley – the most-improved team of the Premier League season so far – but true nonetheless.’

Just to clarify, a 2-2 home draw from two goals down with a stoppage-time equaliser under one manager was almost ‘an enormous embarrassment’, but the exact same result against the exact same team in the exact same circumstances will not do United ‘much harm at all’ – despite Burnley being 7th when they drew against them in December 2017, as opposed to 16th on Tuesday.

It’s as if they want him to get the job or something.


Captain Maddock
Writes David Maddock in the Daily Mirror:

‘Ole Gunnar Solskjaer showed his side can deal with adversity as much as glory with a stunning comeback at Old Trafford.

‘They sent the home fans into raptures.

‘Amid scenes not seen here for so long under previous boss Mourinho, Solskjaer’s men refused to buckle.’

Again, they literally came from two goals down to draw with the same opponent at home last season under previous boss Mourinho. When Burnley were much better.


Pick and mix
Writes Paul Hirst in The Times:

‘Only six weeks into the job, Solskjaer has injected spirit, enthusiasm and, most importantly, confidence into this squad.

‘Solskjaer is not afraid to mix up his team selection, either. In midfield he handed Pereira, 23, the academy graduate, his first league start since he was hooked at half-time by Mourinho in the defeat by Brighton & Hove Albion in August.’

Aye, and he wasn’t very good, and was at least partly to blame for Burnley’s opener before being substituted for Jesse Lingard, who proceeded to change the game completely.

But still, at least Solskjaer ‘is not afraid to mix up his team selection’. Not like that Mourinho fella, who only made 53 changes to his Premier League starting line-ups in 17 games this season – the most of any manager.


Hotch Poch
Are you a Spurs fan? Were you ‘left confused’ by Mauricio Pochettino’s ‘bizarre U-turn’ on Tuesday? Are you bored of your manager’s each and every word being examined beyond all meaning and context to deduce whether or not he is joining Manchester United in the summer?

The Sun excel even themselves on Wednesday, giving Pochettino’s press conference more back-page credence than all but one of the six actual football matches that took place on Tuesday evening. Because who wants to read about Manchester United’s result when there are rumours to be mongered over their next manager?

‘The manager vowed he will stay at Tottenham ‘until the end’ – then moments later said he ‘can’t promise he will be there next season.’

That sounds like a weird thing to do. Thank the lord that Ben Hunt was on hand to shed a light on quotes that weirdly appear to have gone unreported elsewhere.

So what is it Pochettino actually said? What was this ‘bizarre U-turn’ that ‘left’ Tottenham fans ‘confused’? Enlighten us, Mr Hunt.

‘Poch has led to top-four finishes for three seasons in a row on a shoestring and, although yet to win a trophy, is currently unsackable.

‘But when asked if this was a good time to promise he would still be at the club next year, given he has been linked with United and Real, the Argentine said: “I can’t promise that.

‘”It depends on the mood of my chairman, on the decision of the company, it’s not only my decision.”‘

Ah. Sounds a little more like an explanation of how employment works than a ‘bizarre U-turn’.



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