Obviously we are biased against Man United so only include one man. Swansea get a lovely pair, at least...
Man United's late goals and pace, Tottenham at Wembley, Liveprool's wasteful shooting. All here...
Liverpool wanted Van Dijk. Pellegrino was 'happy' to sell. But Southampton's board stood firm.
Steven Davis' early goal condemns Palace to another defeat, and means no dream start for Roy Hodgson.
Mauricio Pellegrino admits he does not know what to expect from Crystal Palace under their new boss Roy Hodgson.
You can also stick your money on Manchester United to win, and BTTS at Liverpool v Burnley.
Van Dijk could return for Saints on Saturday. But the captaincy is "something you have to deserve".
Arsenal, Man City, Stoke and Newcastle dominate as we pick the week's best XI.
Plenty on Sadio Mane, Kevin de Bruyne, Harry Kane, Everton's stodge, Liverpool's capitulation.
Manchester City's squad is the most expensively assembled in history. And Liverpool cost more than Arsenal.
Thoughts on Liverpool. Remarkably few fans blaming the referee or red card...
Watford remain unbeaten after they climbed up to fourth place with victory at St Mary's...
It's a weekend that's bigger than four hips and three c*cks. Because private jokes between three people are great
It features Seamus Coleman. Plus will this be Klopp's best year? And the love continues flowing for Wrighty.
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