England's two most expensive strikers ever were signed in 2011 and 2004. Sounds about right.
"It is about building straight from the off, making sure we are ready to go, hit the ground running."
Which Premier League players have been snubbed for World Cup duty? The poor dears.
Southampton have handed the full-time reins to Mark Hughes for the next three years.
The Sun reported that Liverpool would owe Saints £10m if they won the Champions League. Hmm...
Who is tearing it up in Southampton's Under-23 squad? Some are pretty obvious...
Who almost broke the record for most minutes without a card? Who was dispossessed the fewest times per 90?
Who wins the prestigious Tactical Move of the Year, OG of the Year and Save Not By De Gea of Year?
Liverpool are not happy with Gladbach, who are stealing Brewster like they nabbed Van Dijk.
Ok, it's hardly the biggest final weekend, but there's plenty to play for as well as some farewells...
Hughes has called on Southampton to make a quick decision on appointing a permanent manager.
Liverpool 'have been absolute sh*t on toast', but they'll do Brighton. Join Degsy, won't you?
Mark Hughes "has made a huge difference" at Southampton. Oriol Romeu ought to know, to be fair.
We missed Christian Pulisic being in every gossip column. Plus Tottenham are spending £65m. Or £80m.
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