United and Southampton's U-23s were evacuated straight from the pitch on to their team coaches...
Sod your grades, let's actually talk about who f***ed it and who f***ing nailed it. Like Palace and Man United.
At 13/2, that is a lovely touch. He is also backing Man City to make light work of Arsenal.
Every single transfer of the 2019 January window is right here in one lovely little place. Drink it all in.
MK Dons have signed midfielder Jake Hesketh on loan from Premier League Southampton for the rest of the season.
We will get through this together. Just use our trusty January transfer deadline day drinking guide.
For every Kim Kallstrom there could be a Dele Alli. Or a Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang. It's a mixed bag.
We are lovely enough to go through what every club wants, needs and will get on deadline day.
A transfer deadline day that threatened to fizzle out burst back into life in the final hours. Relive it all here.
Wilfried Zaha's first-half strike would be cancelled out by James Ward-Prowse in a low-key affair down south...
Only Cardiff give fewer minutes (0) to young players than Chelsea. Oh dear.
There have been some quite hilarious January transfer window deals over down the years. Hilariously bad.
And the good news is that there are five 16 Conclusions games in March. Bring them on...
There is a week left of the January transfer window and Arsenal have gone utterly mad. Three in, two out.
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