FIFPro have announced the 55-man shortlist for their World XI. Justice for Dejan Lovren.
Raheem Sterling, Dele Alli and Jesse Lingard? No, no, no. The Waddler suggests...
They are a bag of unflavoured crisps, buttered bread with no soup. Where are Southampton even going?
We have sifted through each funny middle name to bring you every 25-man Premier League squad.
Not panic stations, but which players were we expecting more from in the season's first few weeks?
Four games in, this lot haven't even made the bench. It doesn't look good for some...
Danny Ings bet Mo Salah he would score more goals. Though he's not daft enough to put money on it...
Watford top the winners, West Ham the losers. Are they going to jump back into short-termism?
Southampton got their first win of the season as they defeated Crystal Palace 2-0 at Selhurst Park.
Is physicality squeezing out skill and finesse? Also: Liverpool's priorities, and Lookman is worth it...
Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang is due a goal. Speaking of which, Man United will win by exactly one.
All of the windows are pretty much closed now. Who has moved in and out?
Fabian Delph, Jordan Henderson, Ruben Loftus-Cheek...all retain their places despite not playing for their clubs.
It's your big chance and you f***ed it. There's a club record signing in here as well as a comical own goal.
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