That's the rule - if only Bournemouth had known that earlier. The on-loan Chelsea man scored on his full debut,
...and plenty more, too. Our Cheeky Punt can't see United coping with that Arsenal forward line.
Adam Lallana rises to No. 2 and we have a new low - we started getting a bit sad and upset at No. 6...
Which players are getting seriously tetchy about their lack of Premier League minutes? There's plenty...
Sturridge can surely do better? Plus Man United want a £51m striker, and Ozil is staying. Yay.
We take you through what all 20 clubs need this winter. Most just need a striker...
Barca star Luis Suarez would reportedly welcome a deal for former Liverpool team-mate Glen Johnson.
No fans, no interest and nothing but bad PR. At least the Checkatrade Trophy showed us the line
Liverpool's total football, the importance of fun, Man United's big names. Lots of winners this week
"Clearly it's not a football-specific stadium. I had to put contact lenses in to see to the far side." Banter.
Adrian howler allows Bojan Krkic to ensure Stoke came away from West Ham with a point.
West Ham are re-seating a section of Stoke supporters for Saturday's Premier League fixture.
Eden Hazard and Mesut Ozil get a lot of love but Philippe Coutinho is the master...
Joe Allen has credited part of his improvement at Stoke to two former Liverpool teammates.
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