"The big thing with Andy is not to put a timescale on him," says Steve Bruce before putting a timescale on him.
Which Premier League transfer fees suffered the biggest depreciation before the player turned 30?
Steve Bruce says Andy Carroll offers Newcastle "something different". A small wage, presumably.
Newcastle are reportedly looking into the possibility of bring Andy Carroll back to his home town club.
Harry Maguire would top this list by an absolute mile if his move to Man United goes through for the reported fee.
Andy Carroll, Adrian and Samir Nasri are to leave West Ham this summer, the club have announced.
Andy Carroll may have played his last game for West Ham after yet another injury setback.
There have been some quite hilarious January transfer window deals over down the years. Hilariously bad.
Oh and Everton are 'very greedy' for wanting more than £22m for the best tackler in the Premier League...
West Ham have 10 players out of action at the moment. Weirdly, Andy Carroll isn't one of them.
""Everywhere I go it's the same b*******," says West Ham striker Andy Carroll, who is tired of "the sh*t I get".
Kepa was the inspiration, but which other youth-team products were sold on for massive fees?
Let's not pretend that Liverpool's spending is unprecedented. But Man Utd fans are worried...
Poor Andy Carroll and his knees made of straw, stuck together with saliva. Him and Winston Reid are out.
"We're quite happy now it's done and dusted," says David Moyes after fining Andy Carroll...
West Ham's Andy Carroll has reportedly apologised to manager David Moyes and returned to training.
Did Andy Carroll storm off after not being brought on? Or did he just go to the loo?
Andy Carroll is poised to climb off the treatment table and play a part in West Ham's survival bid.
The Sun can't be arsed to change information, and that's not even the worst...
Premier League clubs will struggle to sign a player in the next few days that gets into this top five...
Champions League... Nou Camp... Peter Crouch, last-minute winner. Make it happen, Antonio...
And we thought that he would prefer to stay on West Ham's bench! Chelsea will need to find £20m.
Sakho to Palace? Carroll to Chelsea? Hernandez to Man United? "My intention is not to let anyone go."
Chelsea need an alternative to Morata. Is there anyone better placed than Carroll to provide it?
Antonio Conte stopped just short of confirming Chelsea's move for Ross Barkley. But it is happening.
Andy Carroll to the reigning Premier League champions? Chelsea need back-up for Morata. Poor Batshuayi.
David Moyes saluted Andy Carroll after his decision to recall the striker paid dividends.
Moyes could have chosen any West Ham player to single out, but went for Andy Carroll.
David Moyes says Andy Carroll is unfairly treated and warns his squad when they should really worry...
An XI of the 'worst' players so far this season based on key statistics. Expect Palace and West Ham...
Update your browser to view this website correctly.Update my browser now