Every Premier League club’s worst ever January transfer window signing
January can bring wonderful things but it can also bring a right load of sh*te. Piano-playing, pie-scoffing, kidnap-faking, overpriced sh*te…
Andy Carroll
Ranking the ten worst January signings in Premier League history, including funniest swap ever
It will take something special to break into this top ten of the worst Premier League signings ever made in the January transfer window. Oh Arsenal/Man Utd.
Wolves ‘will consider’ Andy Carroll move as Diego Costa deal hits roadblock
Finish this sequence to work out which past-it former Premier League striker Wolves will end up with: Diego Costa; Andy Carroll; ?
West Brom complete signing of former Newcastle, Liverpool forward
“Andy is a player who is able to help us straight away.”
Reading announce signing of former England striker Carroll
“This is a great match and I’m really looking forward to working with Andy over the next couple of months.”
Five players like Messi who didn’t want to leave…
One of these players staged a tearful goodbye like Messi. Another hoped he’d fail his Liverpool medical…
Bruce confirms departure of Newcastle striker Carroll
Andy Carroll has left Newcastle for a second time, this time on a free after his contract expired.
Bruce positive about Carroll despite poor Newcastle showing
Bruce has praised striker Andy Carroll for scoring his team’s only goal in the defeat against Leicester.
Bruce frustrated as Carroll suffers Newcastle injury setback
Newcastle head coach Steve Bruce has revealed striker Andy Carroll has suffered a setback in his bid for fitness.
Every club’s worst ever January transfer window signing
There have been some quite hilarious January transfer window deals over down the years. Hilariously bad.
£35m striker reveals Liverpool doubts: ‘Please, just fail the medical’
Carroll insists he was forced to sign for Liverpool from boyhood club Newcastle.
Pellegrini hopes ex-West Ham striker Carroll returns to his best
Pellegrini hopes Carroll can put his injury problems behind him, even if the he comes back to haunt West Ham.
Bruce: No ‘old school’ striker better than Carroll in last 10 years
“He’s a wonderful, wonderful centre-forward.” Steve Bruce is buzzing to have Andy Carroll available.
Newcastle manager offers Carroll fitness update
“The big thing with Andy is not to put a timescale on him,” says Steve Bruce before putting a timescale on him.
The five biggest transfer losses in Premier League history
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Carroll hopes to ‘carry on where I left off’ at Newcastle
Steve Bruce says Andy Carroll offers Newcastle “something different”. A small wage, presumably.
Newcastle looking into possibility of bringing Carroll back
Newcastle are reportedly looking into the possibility of bring Andy Carroll back to his home town club.
Ten most expensive signings with PL relegation on their CV
Harry Maguire would top this list by an absolute mile if his move to Man United goes through for the reported fee.
Carroll heads high-profile trio to leave West Ham
Andy Carroll, Adrian and Samir Nasri are to leave West Ham this summer, the club have announced.
Latest injury could spell end of Carroll’s West Ham career
Andy Carroll may have played his last game for West Ham after yet another injury setback.
Gossip: Tottenham to replace Kane with £2m sh*thouse?
Oh and Everton are ‘very greedy’ for wanting more than £22m for the best tackler in the Premier League…
Pellegrini remaining stoic about West Ham injury crisis
West Ham have 10 players out of action at the moment. Weirdly, Andy Carroll isn’t one of them.
West Ham striker hits out at ‘sh*t’ treatment from fans
“”Everywhere I go it’s the same b*******,” says West Ham striker Andy Carroll, who is tired of “the sh*t I get”.
The six most expensive youth-team products ever
Kepa was the inspiration, but which other youth-team products were sold on for massive fees?
Mails: Liverpool’s spending splurge is nothing new…
Let’s not pretend that Liverpool’s spending is unprecedented. But Man Utd fans are worried…
Shock, followed quickly by horror: Andy Carroll injured
Poor Andy Carroll and his knees made of straw, stuck together with saliva. Him and Winston Reid are out.
Moyes ‘moves on’ after Carroll’s apology
“We’re quite happy now it’s done and dusted,” says David Moyes after fining Andy Carroll…
West Ham’s Carroll apologises to Moyes, returns to training
West Ham’s Andy Carroll has reportedly apologised to manager David Moyes and returned to training.
West Ham star sent home from training after Moyes ‘bust-up’
Did Andy Carroll storm off after not being brought on? Or did he just go to the loo?
Moyes hopes Carroll can lead charge to Prem survival
Andy Carroll is poised to climb off the treatment table and play a part in West Ham’s survival bid.