“Andy is a player who is able to help us straight away."
"This is a great match and I’m really looking forward to working with Andy over the next couple of months.”
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Andy Carroll has left Newcastle for a second time, this time on a free after his contract expired.
Bruce has praised striker Andy Carroll for scoring his team's only goal in the defeat against Leicester.
Newcastle head coach Steve Bruce has revealed striker Andy Carroll has suffered a setback in his bid for fitness.
There have been some quite hilarious January transfer window deals over down the years. Hilariously bad.
Carroll insists he was forced to sign for Liverpool from boyhood club Newcastle.
Pellegrini hopes Carroll can put his injury problems behind him, even if the he comes back to haunt West Ham.
"He's a wonderful, wonderful centre-forward." Steve Bruce is buzzing to have Andy Carroll available.
"The big thing with Andy is not to put a timescale on him," says Steve Bruce before putting a timescale on him.
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Steve Bruce says Andy Carroll offers Newcastle "something different". A small wage, presumably.
Newcastle are reportedly looking into the possibility of bring Andy Carroll back to his home town club.
Harry Maguire would top this list by an absolute mile if his move to Man United goes through for the reported fee.
Andy Carroll, Adrian and Samir Nasri are to leave West Ham this summer, the club have announced.
Andy Carroll may have played his last game for West Ham after yet another injury setback.
Oh and Everton are 'very greedy' for wanting more than £22m for the best tackler in the Premier League...
West Ham have 10 players out of action at the moment. Weirdly, Andy Carroll isn't one of them.
""Everywhere I go it's the same b*******," says West Ham striker Andy Carroll, who is tired of "the sh*t I get".
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Poor Andy Carroll and his knees made of straw, stuck together with saliva. Him and Winston Reid are out.
"We're quite happy now it's done and dusted," says David Moyes after fining Andy Carroll...
West Ham's Andy Carroll has reportedly apologised to manager David Moyes and returned to training.
Did Andy Carroll storm off after not being brought on? Or did he just go to the loo?
Andy Carroll is poised to climb off the treatment table and play a part in West Ham's survival bid.
The Sun can't be arsed to change information, and that's not even the worst...
Premier League clubs will struggle to sign a player in the next few days that gets into this top five...
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