Manchester United 'took a wee gamble on' Bebe in summer 2010. Neither he nor they were prepared for it.
Leaving Man United "was the best moment of my life!" according to Bebe. No need mate.
Bebe insists that things "would be different" if he joined Manchester United now. Of course, chief.
United's players would have shared a £10million bonus pot in 2009/10, according to leaked documents.
Didn't we all? He cost £7million and featured in just seven United games before leaving. Oh, Bebe.