The forward has been without a club since leaving Boca Juniors last summer.
"Unfortunately, they probably still haven’t recovered from that to this day."
Where should Costa go? Who must take a chance on Tevez? Which free agent is perfect for Man Utd?
De Gea is off for a bit to spend time with his young family. He probably won't rock up in a South Carolina nightclub.
Even if Aguero plays each of City's final Premier League games and they win the title, he'll be eligible for this absentee XI.
Michail Antonio might be on a future version on this list. Which players have rescued doomed clubs late on?
We have an XI of players who have won the FA Cup and Coppa Italia. Balotelli at wing-back?
Interest from Man Utd has sparked an 'auction' with the cost likely to 'be around £15million, plus extras'...
Had Carlos Tevez "downed tools" at Man United? No. And Gary Neville would know that if he did his bloody research.
Gary Neville has revealed what really "annoyed" him "about Tevez" during their time together at Man Utd.
Gary Neville has picked a former Man Utd trio that he thinks trumps the current Liverpool front three.
Manchester United, be warned. Dean Henderson would not be the first loanee to embarrass his parent club.
Tevez is currently in his third spell at home town club Boca Juniors and just helped the club win the Super League.
The 35-year-old is out of contract in June.
Carlos Tevez has played with both Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo, so should have an idea...
Plenty from Man City, a couple from Liverpool and Man United, a Toon icon and more.
Did Carlos Tevez suffer a calf injury in a 20-minute match at a maximum security prison? No.
Carlos Tevez has been injured in a prison football match in Cordoba, according to reports.
Ronaldo? No. Van Persie? Nah. Bellion? Nope. Rooney says Tevez was his "preferred partner".
Why were Rooney, Tevez and Ronaldo better than Salah, Firmino and Mane? Medals, pal.
Carlos Tevez's disrespect, top ten French wastes, Jose Mourinho at a crossroads...
Carlos Tevez's unhappy spell in CHina is over. He did earn a stupid amount of money...
Son moved level with Park this weekend. 99 different nations have scored in the Premier League. Go...
El Apache endears himself further to the league and fans who made him the world's highest-paid player...
Carlos Tevez is the highest-paid player in world football. It appears he spends his wages on cake.
Will Sanchez and Coutinho follow this bunch in actually handing in a transfer request?
Never go back, they say. Here are ten players who make such advice look bloody stupid...
John Aldridge suggested Virgil van Dijk go on strike to force Saints to sell him to Liverpool. So...
For £615,000 a week, you'd think Carlos Tevez might at least pretend to care. It isn't going well in China...
Dimitri Payet is not the only man to refuse to play for his team. Here are seven more mard a*ses.