At the top is a performance for which one of its stars admits they 'never turned up'. Where will City v Chelsea enter the rundown?
Ukrainian police announced two foreigners had been injured "in a fight" in a Kiev restaurant...
Those are some pretty fine odds for a team that has the hex on Real. And Degs reckons it will be an 8/1 1-0.
Diego Godin might just be the best centre-back in the world. He is Diego Simeone, just about channelled.