Goalkeepers scoring goals is brilliant. And we're ready to die on the Kasper Schmeichel hill...
Claudio Bravo has left Man City after four years at the Etihad Stadium, the Premier League club have confirmed.
There is some absolute dross in the big six, including one flop who'll flog you his own fragrance...
Guardiola has confirmed Man City keeper Ederson will miss the clash with Liverpool.
One injury to Claudio Bravo has sent Pep Guardiola into a bit of a tailspin. He wants change.
Claudio Bravo's injury has left Pep in a pickle. Does he trust the rookie, recruit a free-agent, or rely on a bail out?
Man City might have the strongest squad evererer, but they now have no experienced back-up keeper.
Who hold the records for ages 13 to 38? Two of them have been smashed this January already...
"We haven't won anything so far," says Claudio Bravo, who also discusses his personal predicament...
Claudio Bravo was presumably not one of the Chile players his wife believes were too 'drunk' to train.
"You can easily avoid putting your foot in somebody's face so you don't do them damage."
Insert your own joke about Claudio Bravo, but the Man City keeper has been discussing Alexis Sanchez...
At 32, Cristiano Ronaldo is being linked with world-record moves. These 30-somethings cost a few bob.
We have one from Liverpool, Arsenal and United in this XI of forgotten injured players we want to see return.
Gary Neville wasn't impressed by Bravo's exit but Pep doubts we'll see the City keeper again this term...
If you think Arsenal, Liverpool, Man City or Tottenham signings are safe, you are most certainly wrong.
City fans sarcastically applauded Bravo after he saved an actual shot against Huddersfield. Here's Pep.
When asked whether Hart could return next season, Guardiola chose to praise Caballero and Bravo. Ouch.
"He's one of the best in the world. His long career speaks for itself." So do the errors...
Francis Coquelin became loved, but is now an emblem of mediocrity. Was Moussa Sissoko ever liked?
Willy Caballero says he has the support of Claudio Bravo after replacing the Chilean in goal.
Guardiola discusses dropping Claudio Bravo and Sergio Aguero from his Manchester City starting line-up.
Guardiola was a busy boy on Friday, discussing all manners of things from Aguero to Bravo to Jesus (Gabriel)
With the benefit of glorious hindsight, who has got what wrong this season? Look away, Claudio Bravo
Yes, David de Gea is on the list. And no, Loris Karius is not top. Come inside and have a gander...
Liverpool's defensive problems returned, and how. Loris Karius is testing Jurgen Klopp's patience...
Manuel Pellegrini thinks the English press have been "very hard" on Claudio Bravo.
"I've not been sent here to see how I do or see if I improve. I've been sent out because I wasn't wanted."
Claudio Bravo limped off the pitch in Chile's draw with Colombia on Thursday evening.
Roy Keane has criticised Claudio Bravo's "decision making" after the keeper was sent off against Barca.